Ok dammit, this is your favorite (and least favorite all at once) guest, also know as Mr. Guest, and in some circles Mrs. Guest.
I've also been called Mitch, Bebe, Jen, Annie, and a-hole.

But forever more, unless I forget to log in, I will be known as Keeping Score.
Why the site allows Guests to posts, and then goes crazy on said Guests when they actually do post, is beyond me.

Am I more credible now? I don't feel more credible.

But if it makes ya that damn happy, then fine.

Hmmmm, wonder if my posts will still get deleted?

but I sure to cause a stir, don't I?

Man, I get more like North every day.

Now I just gotta get me a million dollar contract, rent a limo, and go downtown and get me a hooker.

Man I love America

I'm glad "Keeping Score" will be more of a regular here now.

While I don't agree with most of what he says, it's refreshing to have someone come on here and really try and challenge everybody... and to see how everyone else replies... makes for some good reading.

You will know you have really made it when someone parodies your name with one or more variation.

You may be a little monotonous but I say welcome aboard.

I await the opportunity, but when will it happen? Maybe Mike North knows; heck - maybe even Fritzy knows!

So apparently I've made it big time.

I rarely troll.

Yeah, you know you've made it big time when someone make a variation of your name. I admittedly laughed out loud when I seen the latest Martin and Good Dolphin variations.....he must be running short on names though, as he posted as simply "The Many Names Guy".

Sometimes I'm busy. Sometimes I'm stoned. Sometimes I'm hiding from my white masters Mitch & Paul - The Siegfried & Roy of Chicago radio.