This is on northtonorth.com, but I think it needs some updating:

"Mike went from hot dog stand owner to the highest paid sports radio talk show host in the nation. How'd he do this? How can you make your goals happen for you?
If you are interested in hearing Mike speak, please fill out the following:"

It now needs to say:

"Mike went from hot dog stand owner to the highest paid sports radio talk show host in the nation to a total loser with a CD that nobody bought, a failed radio show, a failed gambling website, and is now reduced to shilling for some restaurant on an Internet webio show. How'd he do this? How can you make sure this doesn't happen to you?
If you are interested in hearing Mike speak, please fill out the following:"