IT'S ALIVE!

www.caucasianman.net

I wonder if the Score gets some of the money for the North cd. Howard Stern is moving to satelite and infinity won't let him take any of his past show tapes with him. Maybe bebe drew something up in North's contract when she wasn't pushing muts off on people. If so give her credit.

What idiot would buy this CD?

good point, there are some meat heads like North out there that will buy it.

Definitely not The Best Of... based on the samples they offer on the website. Gimme McMahon, some good Ditka, and while at it throw in Alan Keyes, Alan Dershovitz, and Fritzie running his mouth on M. Jeff. The sampling on this CD (outside of the piece with Walter) is utter crap, just like the show is right now.

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I will buy it and give it to the Starland Vocal Band; then they will realize that somebody made a worse album than they did.

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Caucasian Man™ was produced by Licorice Ltd.

This was the big production?

What about the big JAG BAG segment? Specially doen for Mike's CD? lol

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And this whole entire time, I thought this Mike North best-of CD was a joke that someone here made up. All I can say is, wow.

I guess it won't be hard to think of a gift idea to give to your worse enemies now.

Send it to Bari. Jiggs. Jerry Riles. John Suntress. Dan Mason. Drew Hays. Danny Mac. Pat Reilly. Annes husband. Freds wife. Rocks boyfriend! (sorry rock!)

Fred Ex at www.fred-ex.com says here's some credits -

Caucasian Man lyrics written by Mike North and John Siuntres.
Secret Asian Man lyrics written by Mike North.
Caucasian Man produced By BeBe North, Mike North, and Philip Vaughan.

A portion of the net proceeds will go to PAWS Chicago. They have announced plans to transform animal sheltering in Chicago with a 13,000 square foot Adoption and Humane Center, set to open in Lincoln Park fall of 2006. The cageless facility will be the first of its kind in the Midwest with every aspect of its design aimed to enhance the physical health and behavior of its homeless animal guests, while ensuring that new families are prepared for a lifelong commitment.

How many will Mike buy?

I bet he buys hundreds to show some interest.

"The CD is selling pretty good" he'll claim.

Whoever pays for this garbage deserves to be tortured by good young American soldiers!

I'll only buy it if 100% of net proceeds go towards buying smokes for soldiers!

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I will only buy it if it comes with The Best Of Steve Perry. (is Don't Stop on there?)

"Caucasian Man produced By BeBe North, Mike North, and Philip Vaughan." huh? whos philip vaughan? the mystery money man? from paws? from the recording studio? give it to me rock.

I'm half-asleep. how much is this? is there a price listed?

The worst part is now we'll have to listen to the constant plugging of this cd and that website on what is already a terrible show. Way to make your show even more unlistenable Mike.

IT'S ALL YOURS FOR ONLY $9.95!

am i on here?
pat reilly

I was wondering where you were. My initial guess was auto-erotic asphyxiation caused your untimely death.

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Please o great one / give us your review.

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OK, we get the antagonistic posting and I assume if he started selling them on Wednesday (Just in time for all that holiday shopping), you probably really couldn't have one in your hands yet, but did you really or are you going to spedn your own money on them?

They probably GAVE you hundreds of them.

It must be nice to have something nobody wants.

Uhhhh I called Nation Records and the guy said "it's not physically released yet" - so Mr. KS - either you are lying and you don't have it - or you are from WSCR and you have an advance promo copy. Another trick question for you my $3.95 friend.

I also called Nation Records and the answering Machine says shipping for Caucasian Man will be shipped Monday Novemeber 28th

312-245-6175 or 312-245-6119

So at this point only Mike and BEBE have a copy and maybe Rock because Mike said he produced the record,

Rock what did Mike pay you to produce his record?

Right from Nation Records (note how rapidly incoherent this becomes - perhaps this reflects the quality of the CD?):

Our next project we are planning is a Out of the Garage compilation CD for release this Fall. We will select 15 Songs to be included on this CD. For consideration please send a finished production of your submission to our mailing address for consideration. Please include your email address and telephone contact along with a lyric sheet. No submissions will be returned. Please make sure that you copyright. your work BEFORE your send it to us. This is a no cost 100% national, distributed project. All songwriters will received Mechanical and the a small cut of the project. If you are submitting a song that has been previous released, If you are selected we will handle the paper work with Harry Fox .


Note, too, that MN is at the top of the page (are you serious - this is the best product Nation Records has to sell?). Last point, according to the CD's page, "All interviews were produced by Licorice Ltd." I thought these were SCR and CLTV interviews, right? So where does Licorice Ltd fit in? Rock?

damn I love that frog!. Where ya been ????????????

I'll admit, I want to buy a Caucasian Man T-Shirt for one of my black friends.

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WHAT ABOUT SECRET ASIAN MAN SHIRTS?
ME SO HORNY.