donspiracy wrote:
All the profits went to cover the royalties from the original "Secret Agent Man".
Dat's tuu baad, no envelope for dah homeless. We's guys wouldn't know where's to send it. Day ain'ts got no address to drop it off to's. Derre ain'ts no wheres to to find dem, you know what I'm sayin"?(No Mike, we don'ts)
What must your CD collection be like to actually sit there and put "Secret Asian Man" on? I can only imagine this date:
Woman to man: "Honey, why don't you put on some music...Something romantic and nice."
Man (rummaging through his discs): "Absolutely. What sounds good to you? I have the singing Japanese cowboy Hank Sasaki doing 'San Antonio Rose?'" (Woman rolls her eyes)
"I have Rick Dees' 'Disco Duck.'" (She laughs lightly, thinking he's joking)
"I have William Shatner's 'Greatest Hits' or Kate Smith's disco album."
"Oh, come on, be serious here." To prove he is, he shows her the Smith CD. She grabs her purse to run out.
"Wait, I have it...I have Mike North's album with 'Secret Asian Man.' You'll love it!"
To which the lady kicks the guy in the nuts and flies out the door.