The whole thing disgusts me.

Reinsdorf should care about wins and losses, not style points. And then, North jumps on the bandwagon and thinks this would be great for the listeners.

If this doesn't show how clueless North is, what will? This is a visual bit, and a bit he's done before. Remember when he and Uncle Pisspants had their heads shaved a few years ago? Visual bits are for visual media, plain and simple.

It would be similar to Mike getting oral pleasure from Jen Jen during a show and describing it to entertain his listeners. Odds are this has already happened, North just hasn't talked Mitch into being able to describe it....yet.

I'm also disappointed in the White Sox for giving this shitty show so much access to its players and coaches. You lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas, Mr. Chairman. Flagship or no flagship, this is a bit much. North has Pierzynski and Cooper appearing on the show. ESPN did not have this kind of access over the last few years.

North even mentioned have the Bookie Priest come to the haircut thing dressed up. Why? So that he can post pictures of the whole stupid thing on his own website? Yeah, great idea.

Has frozen Fred cranium offered any thoughts on the mandatory haircuts? He shouldn't be, considering how far he went out of his way to bitch about CC Sabathia having his hat slightly cocked. I don't see much difference here, considering the issue at hand is looking presentable and being in uniform with the other 24 guys on the roster.

Any masochists out there listening to the mourning show that might confirm or deny this for me?

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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."

*crickets*

thanks mitch! -
"I wanted to thank everyone involved with our coverage of the Hair Cut.  I believe this was a monumental day for The Score in terms of Press, and Publicity.  Thanks to everyone who helped! Mitch
Listen to the promo recap that King Russ put together for air! Thanks!"

I've heard the promo more than I've heard actual good live radio on WSCR. Haircut 100 out.

and nothing like a good visual event - on the radio!
one of my favorite movie scenes of all time might be in a woody allen movie:
"whats he do?"
"hes a ventriloquist."
"but isnt he on the radio?"
"yes hes a ventriloquist on the radio."
"but how do you know hes not moving his lips when the dummy talks?!"