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 Post subject: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:32 pm 
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Tiger Woods as a dominant golfer - RIP....


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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But he's fucking HUGE at Perkins.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:12 pm 
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Don;t worry, he's gonna "FIGJAM" his way into the Ryder Cup, where he'll go 0-1-2, and they'll lose by 8 points, but the common fan in America won't blame him.

He'll be fine. :?

(Awaiting Ugie's response............ :D )

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:47 pm 
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He is just playing golf right now to try and stay in practice, because she is not goiong away easily. It's not that she doesn't want money, but she isnt just taking the money and going away, she is going to make him squirm.

How does one do that? First ask for EVERYTHING! Houses, cars, kids, cash. Then ask for % of future earnings! Basically ask for everything possible as the starting point and take it from there.

Maybe daily new requests!

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:57 am 
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If you thought the last 2 days were bad...he is already 4 over thru 8 today.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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If you thought the last 3 days were bad he has gotten worse. A solid +7 through 17.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:29 am 
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^ :lol:

the man is out of it mentally. maybe he needs to go on a feeding frenzy at the moonlight bunny ranch or something to get him back to form

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Not as bad as it could be.

He did manage to beat Henrik Stenson and the two guys who withdrew.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Phil blew up today so Tiger held on to his #1 ranking (for now). Ugie gets to wait a week to cry himself to sleep.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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75 and 77

I play with guys who can regularly shoot that. Tiger is human after all! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Phil blew up today so Tiger held on to his #1 ranking (for now). Ugie gets to wait a week to cry himself to sleep.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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BUMP.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Which one is with him at this event?


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:34 pm 
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
BUMP.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Really? One round in the 60's after how many in the 70's?
You may be jumping the gun on this one a little bit. Let's see where he finishes the weekend.....

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Tiger shoots a 65 on Thursday and Little Ugie is gonna get beat like he stole something.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:22 pm 
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spanky wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Really? One round in the 60's after how many in the 70's?
You may be jumping the gun on this one a little bit. Let's see where he finishes the weekend.....


Because one span of poor play during one of the best PGA careers ever is any different? :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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73 on Friday. Poor little Ugie.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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and he backs that up with a 72 on Saturday. No lovin for little Ugie again. :(


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:52 pm 
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keyser you're probably right to have the feeling you do about tiger. maybe i am a great fool.

but...i'm in ugie's camp. :(

i blame my dad! lousy golf writers...


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:06 pm 
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I don't know about 'great'. :wink:

Your Dad's a golf writer?


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:21 pm 
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has been for over a decade.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Send me a link. I'd love to read his stuff.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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i'll get you some. i gotta email him for some quick links.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Cool. Thanks. Any chance he worte an article on how to correct a boomerang slice? :bom:


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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:lol: i think he's still working on his!


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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here ya go, keyser:

http://www.delawaretoday.com/Delaware-Today/April-2010/Golf-Guide-2010/index.php


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