Since George Takei will be the Grand Marshal of Sunday's Chicago Gay Pride Parade, I think it would be the perfect opportunity to send Mike North and Ozzie Guillen to do a little sensitivity training by having to cover the parade on TV and refrain from using some of their favorite words to describe Mr. Takei.

Mike: Hey, Oz, look at dat float. It's dat China . . . I mean, dat Chi . . . ya know, dat . . . dat Chi-town favorite, George Takei!

Ozzie: Ah, he's just another fa . . . I mean, fa . . . fabulous actor!

Instructor: Much better boys, much better. We're making progress.

Mike: Yeah, Ozzie's pretty good at dis for a Mexican, ain't he?

Instructor: AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!