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stoneroses86

Post subject: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:31 pm

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SHARK! is reporting that actor Jester Hairston, famously known for his role as "Rolly," was recently assassinated.

Methinks that SHARK! knows quite a bit more about this than he is letting on. SHARK!, send me a private message as to how it was done.

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Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:32 pm

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stoneroses86 wrote:

Stone, relax! Jester Hairston passed away in 2000 of natural causes.

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Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:33 pm

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That is exactly what Lee Harvey Oswald said in 1972.

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Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:34 pm

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What did I do to deserve that?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:35 pm

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stoneroses86 wrote:

That is exactly what Lee Harvey Oswald said in 1972.

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stoneroses86

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:36 pm

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Deserve what?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:37 pm

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Jester Hairston passed away a long time ago. I don't understand this. He wasn't assassinated.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:38 pm

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at this thread.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:39 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Jester Hairston passed away a long time ago. I don't understand this. He wasn't assassinated.

Woah woah woah. Who said anything about assassination, SHARK?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:41 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Jester Hairston passed away a long time ago. I don't understand this. He wasn't assassinated.

Woah woah woah. Who said anything about assassination, SHARK?

stoneroses86 wrote:

Does that answer your question?

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stoneroses86

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:42 pm

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Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:42 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Jester Hairston passed away a long time ago. I don't understand this. He wasn't assassinated.

Woah woah woah. Who said anything about assassination, SHARK?

stoneroses86 wrote:

Does that answer your question?

BITE!!!!!!

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:43 pm

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Douchebag really hates this thread.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:44 pm

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If Rolly's really been dead since 2000, how come nobody here knew about it until you conveniently decided to tell us? Hmmmm?

And why do you insist on calling it "natural causes". Did you ever watch Amen? The guy seemed fine to me...

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Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:45 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Jester Hairston passed away a long time ago. I don't understand this. He wasn't assassinated.

Woah woah woah. Who said anything about assassination, SHARK?

Ivan, if you are even insinuating that SHARK is the METV Angel of Death, I think you're going to have to come forward with a lot more credible evidence that the seemingly random passing of several television luminaries from the 50's through the 70's in such quick succession in recent months.

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stoneroses86

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:47 pm

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SHARK!, I was just repeating what I thought you had reported.

Stoneroses86 regrets the error.

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Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:48 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

For starters, I used to watch "Amen". Also, natural causes is listed as Jester's cause of death, according to his Wikipedia page. This might refresh your memory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jester_Hairston

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:49 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Jester Hairston passed away a long time ago. I don't understand this. He wasn't assassinated.

Woah woah woah. Who said anything about assassination, SHARK?

stoneroses: (reading SHARK's non existent license) Well well, SHARK, from the CSFMB.
Krazy Ivan: I heard someone started a thread about Jester Hairston being murdered and they never solved the case. But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you, SHARK?
(KI and stoneroses laugh)
SHARK: But there are hundreds of unsolved murder threads on the CSFMB.
Krazy Ivan: You don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you, SHARK-y Boy?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:51 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

SHARK

Wikipedia is an editable entity.

It cannot be cited as a source.

See your link again:

Quote:

DeathHairston died in Los Angeles from natural causes in 2000 while preparing to go on tour with Jay-Z and the Beastie Boys. For his contribution to the television industry, Hairston has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame located at 6201 Hollywood Blvd. He is interred at Inglewood Park Cemetery, Inglewood, California

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:52 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I am quite aware that wikipedia can be edited by anyone, SHARK.

This isn't looking good for you...

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Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:03 pm

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Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:04 pm

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stoneroses86 wrote:

SHARK!, I was just repeating what I thought you had reported.

Stoneroses86 regrets the error.

Thats the dude from Workaholics.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:08 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

stoneroses86 wrote:

SHARK!, I was just repeating what I thought you had reported.

Stoneroses86 regrets the error.

Thats the dude from Workaholics.

Who ate my snacks?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:33 pm

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Jester the molester...

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:35 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Jester the molester...

Hold your tounge, wench...

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stoneroses86

Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:11 pm

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Post subject: Re: Jester "Rolly" Hairsten

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:48 pm

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So what is the common theme here, SHARK or AMEN?

If another ex tv star dies of "natural causes", we'll know for sure

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