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SHARK

Post subject: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:05 am

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SHARK has learned that Beano Cook, a fixture on ESPN/ABC's coverage of college football, has passed away at age 81. That's according to ESPN's Ivan Maisel's Twitter & FangsBites.com, a sports media Web site. Still developing...

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:07 am

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SHARK wrote:

Still developing...

Not really. Either dead or not.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:09 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Still developing...

Not really. Either dead or not.

Hank, the story is still developing. Beano Cook has died. More details as they become available.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:09 am

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If true,

That crazy old coot was pretty damn funny.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:11 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

If true,

That crazy old coot was pretty damn funny.

It is true, Hawg. Beano was based in Pittsburgh, and came up with this line many years ago...

Beano: "The Big Ten plus Northwestern."

ESPN's Ivan Maisel says via Twitter Beano died in his sleep.

Last edited by SHARK on Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:11 am, edited 1 time in total.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:11 am

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My wife bought me beano one time, and I tried it. I felt like a duck, meaning no gas would come out. So I just blew up like a balloon. Chili+beano=major internal gas that won't leave.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:13 am

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Thought Beano was already dead

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:17 am

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Yikes. First Jauss, then Beano..........

Hank "The Hammer" better stay in bed the next couple days. And Telander. And most definitely Adamle.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:20 am

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spanky wrote:

Yikes. First Jauss, then Beano..........

Hank "The Hammer" better stay in bed the next couple days. And Telander. And most definitely Adamle.

Beano died in his sleep, Hank better get the fuck up.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:22 am

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A cause of death has not been revealed as of yet for Beano Cook. In recent years, according to his Wikipedia page, Beano was a regular on ESPN Radio's "The Herd with Colin Cowherd" as well as "All Night with Jason Smith" in addition to ESPNEWS' "Hot List" as a weekly commentator debating a bunch of topics with ex-ESPN anchor Brian Kenny.

Another common phrase Beano always uttered...

Beano: "Haven't they suffered enough?"

That was a common phrase in reference to former MLB Commissioner Bowie Kuhn offering lifetime passes to the returning hostages from the 1980 Iran Hostage Crisis that was huge news back then.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:24 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

spanky wrote:

Yikes. First Jauss, then Beano..........

Hank "The Hammer" better stay in bed the next couple days. And Telander. And most definitely Adamle.

Beano died in his sleep, Hank better get the fuck up.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:35 am

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Here's the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette story on the passing of Beano Cook:

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/spo ... es-657150/

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:36 am

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spanky wrote:

Yikes. First Jauss, then Beano..........

Hank "The Hammer" better stay in bed the next couple days. And Telander. And most definitely Adamle.

Adamle is white. He's safe over at NBC.

Has Loho checked in today?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:40 am

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Douchebag wrote:

spanky wrote:

Yikes. First Jauss, then Beano..........

Hank "The Hammer" better stay in bed the next couple days. And Telander. And most definitely Adamle.

Adamle is white. He's safe over at NBC.

Has Loho checked in today?

LoHo's off the next 2 days from The SCORE. There's "Thursday Night Football" with the Steelers/Titans tonight & Hub Arkush guest hosts Laurence's show tomorrow night.

Truth be told, Mike Adamle isn't getting any younger. I think he's in his early 60s now.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:41 am

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Douchebag wrote:

spanky wrote:

Yikes. First Jauss, then Beano..........

Hank "The Hammer" better stay in bed the next couple days. And Telander. And most definitely Adamle.

Adamle is white. He's safe over at NBC.

Has Loho checked in today?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:54 am

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Ed Sherman's own sports media Web site has now updated the story regarding the passing of ESPN/ABC college football historian Beano Cook:

http://www.shermanreport.com/beano-cook ... -football/

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:05 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Truth be told, Mike Adamle isn't getting any younger.

Who actually is getting younger, SHARK?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:13 pm

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This just in:

Beano Cook is still dead.

Back to you SHARK

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:37 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

This just in:

Beano Cook is still dead.

Back to you SHARK

When did they move you from weather to sports?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:38 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

This just in:

Beano Cook is still dead.

Back to you SHARK

When did they move you from weather to sports?

Weather is only fun when it's doing something shitty out.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:05 pm

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never understood how that old fart was considered an authority on anything...he seemed ancient 20 years ago when he was hyping that ND QB for 3 Heismans before he played a down. I would have thought he was easily in his 90s

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stoneroses86

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:11 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

He always seemed to be quite the authority on bumbling incoherence. Rest in peace, Beano Cook.

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Old Man River

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:08 pm

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stoneroses86 wrote:

He always seemed to be quite the authority on bumbling incoherence.

That's going on his headstone.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Beano Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:09 pm

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Old Man River wrote:

stoneroses86 wrote:

He always seemed to be quite the authority on bumbling incoherence.

That's going on his headstone.

No, I think this phrase might be more appropriate for Beano Cook:

Cook: "Haven't they suffered enough?"

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