SomeGuy wrote:
Host: Bill Whitehouse, Earl, from, uh, Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team speed?
Weaver: Team speed? For Christ sake. You get fxxxx dammed little fleas on the fxxxxx bases, getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big cxxx suckers that can hit the fxxxxg ball out of the ball park, and you can't make any god damned mistakes.
Host: (chuckling) Well, certainly this show is going to go down in history, Earl. Terry Elliot of Washington, D.C. why, wants to know why you don't use Terry Crowley as a designated hitter all the time?
Weaver: Well, Terry, Terry Crowley's lucky he's in fxxxx baseball. He was released by the Cincinnati Reds, he was released by the fxxxxx god dammed Atlanta Braves. We saw that Terry Crowley could sit on his fxxxxxx ass for eight innings and enjoy watching the baseball game just like any other fan, and has the ability to get up there and break one open in the fxxxx ninth. So if this cxxxxxer would mind his own business and let me manage the fxxxxx team we'd be a lot better off.
Announcer: Well, certainly you've made your opinions known on the fans questions about baseball, Earl, but lets get to something else. Alice Sweet from Norfolk wants to know the best time to (laughing) put in a tomato plant.
Weaver: Alice sweet ought to be worried about where the fxxx her next lay is coming from, rather than where her next god dammed tomato plant's coming from. If she'd get her ass out of the fxxxx bars at night and go hustling around the streets she might get a prick stuck into her once in a while. I don't understand where these questions are coming from, Tom. That's about it for Manager's Corner, go fxxx yourself and to fxxxx with your show coming up next on the Baltimore Oriole baseball fxxxx network!
Imagine the outrage today if this happened.
RIP.
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