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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:52 am 
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Wednesday! Which means Mac, Meat or both won't be in to host the show that Bears their name. After a lumpy show with Larry yesterday that featured all the greatest hits on the bingo card, the show is looking to reach new heights. It will probably fail in this attempt. Maybe Larry travels down to Atlanta fights an entire news team, maybe Mac is actually in studio...I don't know, I can't know, I don't want to know. Also, is Mac really sick? Or does he have the gambling blues? Is the realization that he could be retired right now, chilling in the Bahamas with a cabana boy feeding him grapes getting to him? The Showpot has been a disaster, a real humdinger and Meat was right to extricate himself from that mess.

Oh well.

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-GAMBLING
-If Mac is in there will be Cutler Hate and luscious cock talk.
-Interviews with....people.


I don't know anymore, the world has begun to spin out of control and can't be stopped.

You should listen today, contribute in this thread and leave your mark on the world. If not, I will be forced to scoop your eyeballs out with a spork and eat them in front of a group of new born pigeons. They will be scared for life.....will you be able to live with yourself?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:58 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:17 am 
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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS? HUH? HUH?

It's September 11th


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:21 am 
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SomeGuy wrote:
You should listen today, contribute in this thread and leave your mark on the world. If not, I will be forced to scoop your eyeballs out with a spork and eat them in front of a group of new born pigeons.

I refuse to believe you'd do that to me.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:41 am 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
You should listen today, contribute in this thread and leave your mark on the world. If not, I will be forced to scoop your eyeballs out with a spork and eat them in front of a group of new born pigeons.

I refuse to believe you'd do that to me.


Now that you've posted in this thread, Kid, I won't have to!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:40 am 
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Spiegel needs to stop talking football. He's atrocious. For the love of God take the rest of the week off.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:51 am 
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Kirkwood wrote:
Spiegel needs to stop talking football. He's atrocious. For the love of God take the rest of the week off.

He's no 5-Head that is for sure.

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Best news of the day - "We're Happy For Ya!!!" is back in the system as well as "The Safety Dance" theme song.

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The Candyman was somewhat tolerable today when I had the show on.......and then it happened. His long winded story about just how hard he works on Bears gameday was a pathetic attempt to blow himself for an amazing Sunday gameday work ethic. DVR the fucking game so you can do your sophisticated and detailed statistical analysis of every possible thing later, and go with the out of town friend to the bar. That is some weak shit. Why would anyone even bring that up to begin with except to attempt to brag about how dedicated you are to your craft of breaking down the game....and at the expense of sounding like an asshole of a friend.

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The Candyman was somewhat tolerable today when I had the show on.......and then it happened. His long winded story about just how hard he works on Bears gameday was a pathetic attempt to blow himself for an amazing Sunday gameday work ethic. DVR the fucking game so you can do your sophisticated and detailed statistical analysis of every possible thing later, and go with the out of town friend to the bar. That is some weak shit. Why would anyone even bring that up to begin with except to attempt to brag about how dedicated you are to your craft of breaking down the game....and at the expense of sounding like an asshole of a friend.



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Its nit picking, but he really does have some mega douchenozzle facial hair.

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