I've gotta say, this is a great day for CSFMB - You are reading my 300th post - HOLLLLAAAA!!

Speaking of the number 300, I will say, my return to CSFMB caused quite the stir, as my inbox was flooded with what seemed to be 300 PMs (private messages) from fellow board members. I won't name any names, but there was more than one 'hang out for a drink sometime' proposal!! While I'm very flattered, I think I've hit my dating quota after that meeting with one board member at Hye Bar on Southport back in 2009 (TOTAL douchebag).... I suppose if I took all of you up on your offers, I'd be reaching a more infamous 300 plateau, as this young lady says she had already done at the young age of 15: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA63P8oJpBc

300. Three hundred. 294+6. 10x30. Five minutes. Anyway you look at it, the number 300 is impressive. Let's take a look:

We start with 670 The Score's very own Matt Spiegel, who puts a spin on watching Game 1 of the 2011 Eastern Conference Finals from the United Center's 300 level as, "I love the view up there…2nd row center, you can watch everything develop." LOL. More like, you're too stinking CHEAP to purchase a decent ticket: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/05/16/ ... 300-level/

While none of us listen to his show down the dial, we certainly remember John Jurkovic, whose playing weight was a just a biscuit over 300, listed at 301.

No doubt, B. Favre cheated on wife with over 300 men, but he also threw over 300 career interceptions. Here's is #300 that the dirtbag threw as a member of the N.Y. Jets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9yplR7Vv9o ... not sure if this came before or after the cockshots he sent to J. Stroger.

The local NFL franchise's only 300-yard passing game at Lambeau Field came on November 12, 2005 - E. Kramer completed 23/38 318 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT.


It's GREAT to be back!!

Linda S.
#300

Maybe 301 will be worth reading.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Nope.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Definitely in the running for worst and creepiest mult ever.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I hadn't heard he liked men.....interesting.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I heard Jimmy Reardon had the same thing happen to him when he returned from a board hiatus.

Imagine the flood of PM's should Degenerate Dave ever grace these phpboard shores again.

Oh, and:

seeing as KS is behind it, makes sense

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She said douchebag...so I assume it is THE douchebag.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I hope Mrs. DB isn't reading. He might have some 'splainin to do.

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OK, who has been to the Hye bar? Actually one of the few places on Southport I never attended.

(Even though I think HE is full of shit)

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Keeping Score, take note.

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Any man multing as a woman is creepy, and that's including my brief run as Fine Black Girl. Just awful.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

She wasn't.

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Does dumbKellyKelly count?

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You remember I told you that I actually knew a chick that looked like the girl in the avatar. I sent her the picture and she said "ha, that does look like me"....that was one of those situations where the timing just wasn't right. I never found out until years later that she had a huge crush on me. She recently had a baby and is probably engaged at this point.

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i hate when that happens, but a fraction of a second later i realize i am a man and can have kids at 50... what the fuck would i do with a kid right now? just stay in shape and when youre 50 knock up a 24 year old. life works better that way.

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