Totes. I don't buy this whole banana peeling thing, either.

It's true. Officer Lahey told me so. And if you can't trust Jim Lahey, then who can you trust in this crazy world?

You can trust SomeGuy.

I really like bananas, especially post-workout.

Word has it, Jim Cornette enjoyed bananas during his workout.

Word on the street is word you can trust.

Jim's shoot interviews on YouTube are fantastic.

None of them involve throating bananas, though. Not sure if that's a deal breaker.

I figured Jim Cornette was more asexual than burrito. He's like professional wrestling distilled into its purest form. There can't be any room for any genitals in Jim Cornette's life.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Man, Jim Cornette was only 35 when he was doing those editorial rants. I thought he was much older! Must have been the child-molester glasses.

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You say bananas up the ass like it's a bad thing.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yeah, as long you're a consenting adult, do whatever you want with said bananas.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Bananas are an overrated fruit. Pineapple every time for this guy.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

most people don't have an anus stretched out like yours.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

so is goff tagging along with baldy mcgrindy's narrative from last week that the station (FOTS and his agreeable ISDN friend) is too pro-management