They took a call from a racist meatball who thought that Javi Baez was flashing gang signs yesterday. During the conversation with this guy Goff said "I know people in gangs."

I didn't know that about Goff. Goff is a bad ass!!!!!

I'm just curious how and why Goff knows people in gangs.

Of course he knows people in gangs. He's black, isn't he?

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The Goff Disciples have been running the corner of Central Park and Pulaski for years.

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Dan Bernstein has often given advice to black athletes that once they make it, they should disassociate with their old friends and the old hood.

I'm shocked Goff hasn't taken that advise from his leader. Dan is very disappointed.

Seriously, how and why is Goff running in these circles?

If he's even telling the truth. Goff is one to exaggerate or lie cuz he wants people to think he's cool or a bad ass.

I remember Doc once posted that Goff knows people that will break your phone and give you $400 after you've taken a picture of them. Maybe it's the gang members. So we've solved that mystery. See how we piece things together here on Chicagofanatics.com. We're awesome.

By the way, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that's IN THE MAFIA.

Does that change your opinion of me? I'm a bad ass too, motherfuckers!!!!!

What time did you call? I'd like to hear what you sound like.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Sir is in the South Side Green Lanterns

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The Evanston Chapter of The Van Buren Boys were notorious for shaking down playas for protection. He probably never had any lunch money left while growing up.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

He said it so casually. Kind of proud like.

Basically, what Goff is saying, if he's not lying, is that he knows people that murder innocent people. Hey Jason, stop knowing these people, playa. Your married with a baby on the way for the love of God. Stop running with this crowd.

By the way, Jason Goff is the first person in the world to know both Da Ma Na and gang members. I'm pretty confident in saying that. I'm 100% sure this is a fact.

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I'm just worried for the wife and the baby.

Goff is a good guy. But if he's running with dangerous people he might just find himself in the wrong place at the wrong time and catch a stray bullet. We've heard this story countless times in this city. It's possible.

Even though Goff hates me, I'm concerned for him and his family. I care.

Goff enters the club...

Gang member: Jason, mother fuckin' Goff. How you doin'? What have you been up to, brother?

Goff: Well I got a baby on the way. So we've been going to "bed bath and beyond" and other places to get stuff for the kid. Pretty boring life right now. What have you been up to?

Gang member: Not much. Yesterday I did a drive by, wiped out 4 from the rival gang that were steppin' on our territory. I also got a shipment of drugs in from a Mexican cartel that I have to unload. So, yeah, life is pretty boring for me as well.

Goff: At least your working, brother. Alright, playa. I'll catch ya later.

Jesus, I'm a white dude who works in South Holland and I know gang members. I'd assume MANY of us know some.

I'm sorry. That sucks. You just found out? It will take some time to get over it.

There is no way a guy named Ellsworth knows any gang members. That's like saying Erkel knows them.

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SHOTS FIRED AT THE CLUB. DOWN GOES GOFF.

Gang Member: Hey playa, if it makes you feel any better, that bullet was meant for me.

Goff: What the fuck does that matter at this point? I'm shot, motha fucka. No it doesn't make me feel better!!!! Call 911!!!! Son of a bitch, that cracker on the message board was right. I gotta stop hanging with gang members. It's not a smart idea.

Gang Member: Hey, can I finish your drink?

Goff: WE GONNA DO THIS NOW? No, motha fucka!!!!!

Since these two streets do not intersect and are both N-S, can I assume you mean that Goff is as full of it as this intersection?

Old board meme.

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Ah, many thanks.