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 Post subject: 2/27: Mac vs. Bernstein
PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:35 am 
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Alright. Here's how we're gonna handle this, Mac. I'll repeat myself for the show thread and give more advice based on new details. You have to trap and kill the son of a bitch. Don't let him double talk you or play dumb. A classic Bernstein tactic. You have the intelligence and skills to combat this.

1. Tell him he's a dick.

2. Tell Connor he's Bernstein's puppet.

3. Don't buy this notion that Bernstein thought this was a bit.

4. Tell Bernstein it's bullshit that he would only do this favor if his boss asked him. Tell him that a decent guy would do it if a co worker asked for this simple favor.

5. When you're in Arizona living with Bernstein for 5 days, the crew of the afternoon needs to come up with some sort of plan to get him good. Me and the board will work on this. We'll come up with something. You'll like it.


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I love how Score drama brings you to life. I swear you get an erection from this kind of stuff.

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denisdman wrote:
I love how Score drama brings you to life. I swear you get an erection from this kind of stuff.


which makes it sad when he doesnt catch it live. You can tell by his shitposting he catches wind of the drama late... eventually catches up with the rest of the thread... but he's not content to stay at our interest level....he really dives in and shitposts the hell out of it..... if drinky or goff involved escalate the matter 10x


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And Mac, don't give me the "I'm too old for juvenile shit."

No you're not. This sort of thing is still in you, young Skywalker. You want to get your revenge in Arizona. Pretend it's 1995 and pretend that Dan Bernstein is Mike Murphy. Sweep the leg, Mac.


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denisdman wrote:
I love how Score drama brings you to life. I swear you get an erection from this kind of stuff.


which makes it sad when he doesnt catch it live. You can tell by his shitposting he catches wind of the drama late... eventually catches up with the rest of the thread... but he's not content to stay at our interest level....he really dives in and shitposts the hell out of it..... if drinky or goff involved escalate the matter 10x


Yup, dead on. That poor subterranean girl is probably getting pounded as we speak. The juice is loose so to speak.

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Beardown wrote:
Alright. Here's how we're gonna handle this, Mac. I'll repeat myself for the show thread and give more advice based on new details. You have to trap and kill the son of a bitch. Don't let him double talk you or play dumb. A classic Bernstein tactic. You have the intelligence and skills to combat this.

1. Tell him he's a dick.

2. Tell Connor he's Bernstein's puppet.

3. Don't buy this notion that Bernstein thought this was a bit.

4. Tell Bernstein it's bullshit that he would only do this favor if his boss asked him. Tell him that a decent guy would do it if a co worker asked for this simple favor.

5. When you're in Arizona living with Bernstein for 5 days, the crew of the afternoon needs to come up with some sort of plan to get him good. Me and the board will work on this. We'll come up with something. You'll like it.


break into his room, stick his toothbrush up your ass, take a selfie of the act then place the toothbrush back neatly in its place

Tell him the next morning that his breath smells like shit, then show him the picture

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:22 pm 
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denisdman wrote:
I love how Score drama brings you to life. I swear you get an erection from this kind of stuff.


I love how the board is quick to attack anyone not posting what they think is acceptable.

Diversity on a message board is a good thing.

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we need another thread on this subject.

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Les on "can't do it" today will lighten things up.


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FINALLY - a transition worthy of a sponsor....


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Mac and Jay with the biggest beef so far.


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Mac and Jay with the biggest beef so far.



Mac better watch out for Hope throwing 'dem fists.

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Beardown wrote:
When you're in Arizona living with Bernstein for 5 days, the crew of the afternoon needs to come up with some sort of plan to get him good. Me and the board will work on this. We'll come up with something. You'll like it.



You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!!!!!!

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Personnel issues seem to follow Mac up and down the dial.

When I was in college I had an organizational psychology class that was taught by Personnel Issues.


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Mac has had a lot of sand in his vagina lately.

Totally agree with Jay on this one.

And, for the record, I DO think Pax was saying that comment tongue-in-cheek in his original interview with Schuster. He had a right to be pissed about everyone putting that under a microscope for zero reason.

Love ya, Mac, but Jesus dude, calm down. And keep your beefs off the air. Maybe a little lather with Murph's soap would help.


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I have no idea how Bernstein can keep this up when he congratulated management, on air, for getting rid of Mac.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
I have no idea how Bernstein can keep this up when he congratulated management, on air, for getting rid of Mac.


I forgot about that! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Peoria Matt wrote:
I have no idea how Bernstein can keep this up when he congratulated management, on air, for getting rid of Mac.


You and I never forget amigo.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
I have no idea how Bernstein can keep this up when he congratulated management, on air, for getting rid of Mac.


A question to Mac about that would be great for "Can't Do It" today, but it sounds like he will spend most of the segment preoccupied with the size of Les' penis.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
I have no idea how Bernstein can keep this up when he congratulated management, on air, for getting rid of Mac.


A question to Mac about that would be great for "Can't Do It" today, but it sounds like he will spend most of the segment preoccupied with the size of Les' penis.

Ah, so everything's back to normal then ... that's nice.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
I have no idea how Bernstein can keep this up when he congratulated management, on air, for getting rid of Mac.

He kind of addressed that when he said something about age and maturity when Mac referred to Dances With Wolves.

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Can we say rating ploy..... this is the most action this board has had in weeks. And of course Beardown is first in line to stir the pot. You Beardown are a jobrone!

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