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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:47 am 
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This is awesome. Have you heard the new commercial he does with Parkins?

I'll give it to you with my spin, of course.

Ozzie: If you want to bang better then take this fucking drug. Hi, I'm Ozzie Guillen. And I've had an erection for 10 straight days after taking this pill. Check this shit out, Parkins.

Parkins: That's awesome.

Ozzie: When I played baseball, I was a "punch and Judy" hitter. But in the bedroom, with this fucking pill, I'm a power hitter.

Parkins: Is that right? So you're banging Mrs. Guillen pretty hard these days?

Ozzie: You know it, man. Since nobody will hire my ass as a manager, I have a lot of time on my hands. There is no better way to spend that time then constantly banging the wife. And that's what I do all day thanks to this pill.

Parkins: That's great. So take it from me and Ozzie Guillen. If you want to bang all day long, get this pill. So you can be like Ozzie Guillen. Banging like a crazed maniac.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:24 pm 
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He wasn't constantly looking up into the stands during games for nothing.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:26 pm 
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I'd like to take one of these pills before going to a strip club. That's when a 4 hour erection is needed. Sometimes the girls get you in the mood at the table. Sometimes they're pushy bitches that want a yes or no right away. It's for those girls that you need it.


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