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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:22 pm 
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Due in March.

Congrats.

But the way he was talking about it, he's clearly doing it cuz the wife wants one. He'd rather not do the "Kid thing". He would rather be the life long frat boy.

When he said "We'll just incorporate the kid into our lives" was all I needed to hear to determine it's just for the wife.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:27 pm 
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Congrats on the sex parko


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billypootons wrote:
Congrats on the sex parko


Danny: Boy, do I like sex. Do you like sex? If so, get blue chew so you can bang like a mother fucker. I'm sure as hell gonna need it now to get it up when I bang my pregnant wife.


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Beardown wrote:
Due in March.

Congrats.

But the way he was talking about it, he's clearly doing it cuz the wife wants one. He'd rather not do the "Kid thing". He would rather be the life long frat boy.

When he said "We'll just incorporate the kid into our lives" was all I needed to hear to determine it's just for the wife.



Yeah I chuckled pretty good when someone asked if he thought he was ready and he said “yeah I don’t anticipate much changing” and sounded as if he genuinely believed that.

A very Danny Parkins response


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Beardown wrote:
We'll just incorporate the kid into our lives"


Looking forward to listening to his brat screaming in Hopleaf someday soon! :roll:

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"Hey fellas, Danny Parkins here with some big newsh. RU-486 is now generic and available over the internet, and if you wanna keep chewin' it and doin' it, you'd better make sure she's crushin' it and flushin' it."

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"Hey fellas, Danny Parkins here with some big newsh. RU-486 is now generic and available over the internet, and if you wanna keep chewin' it and doin' it, you'd better make sure she's crushin' it and flushin' it."


Harsh, but fair.


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Congrats!

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Considering the looks of his parent's, the baby will probably be unfortunate looking.

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Considering the looks of his parent's, the baby will probably be unfortunate looking.


Your sig is hilarious


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Why is a guy in his 20s doing ads for ED pills. I know he has health issues.


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Parkins is going to love being a stoner dad. he'll tell everyone.

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The kid is going to need major therapy at some point in his life.


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Is he sure it's his.

The swinger lifestyle can be complicated

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Beardown wrote:
billypootons wrote:
Congrats on the sex parko


Danny: Boy, do I like sex. Do you like sex? If so, get blue chew so you can bang like a mother fucker. I'm sure as hell gonna need it now to get it up when I bang my pregnant wife.


Geesh Zawaski is pitching this on his podcast.

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good dolphin wrote:
Is he sure it's his.

The swinger lifestyle can be complicated


I don't think he really cares. She wanted one. That's all that matters. He agreed to it pre marriage. I think Danny would have a shocked look on his face if the baby was black. But Danny will still raise him.

It will be awkward to explain to family and friends, however.

Parkins is a smooth talker. He'll be able to convince everybody that it must have been 3 or 4 generations ago where somebody in his family banged a black. Thus his black son.


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Beardown wrote:
Parkins is a smooth talker. He'll be able to convince everybody that it must have been 3 or 4 generations ago where somebody in his family banged a black. Thus his black son.

But why is that baby always laughing and pounding the table?

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Curious Hair wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Parkins is a smooth talker. He'll be able to convince everybody that it must have been 3 or 4 generations ago where somebody in his family banged a black. Thus his black son.

But why is that baby always laughing and pounding the table?


Goff: 8)

Danny: Son of a b.itch!!!!

Danny's wife: :oops:


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Beardown wrote:
billypootons wrote:
Congrats on the sex parko


Danny: Boy, do I like sex. Do you like sex? If so, get blue chew so you can bang like a mother fucker. I'm sure as hell gonna need it now to get it up when I bang my pregnant wife.


Yeah. Biggest turn off in my life. He'll definitely need those


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I've heard that sex is fine while pregnant. But it seems kind of weird to me. You're shoving your dick at your baby.

In the 3rd trimester I would think the wife would have no interest in this. Nor would the husband for that matter.


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Beardown wrote:
I've heard that sex is fine while pregnant. But it seems kind of weird to me. You're shoving your dick at your baby.

https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/

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Beardown wrote:
I've heard that sex is fine while pregnant. But it seems kind of weird to me. You're shoving your dick at your baby.

In the 3rd trimester I would think the wife would have no interest in this. Nor would the husband for that matter.


Kids are stored in your balls. How weird is that?

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