This'll do it. Pour one, sit back, and Enjoy a good cry to one of the most beautifully-perfect songs ever created:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSfOB8ANdWUMac, I think you are a fucking pussy for letting Parkins rub off on you instead of vice versa, but I will still be man enough to admit that I am kinda sad that you got whacked.
I was at my kid's practice today and one of the dads (same age as Mac, NWI guy) ran up to me and said, "Hey, did you hear? Danny Mac got fired!"
That just goes to show you that the dude had reach. I never even told this guy I had ever listened to sportsradio.
All I can say, Mac, is why not have one last flash of fuck you-type rebellion? Don't go softly into that good night.
Or just go - if you are done trying. I, for one, would be entertained by watching you go John J. Rambo with the M-60 and come out firing at all of these fuckers.
Fuck it - you're done anyway. Break ALL the fucking rules. Every single one.
Fuck, I would team up with North and OFFEND EVERYBODY I COULD if they did that to me. Anybody who would be stupid enough to try to tell me that there are consequences for actions would doubly learn their own lesson. I would scorch them all like I was a young, raspy, fearless chatterbox in his early 30's. I would do everything short of breaking the actual law. I would get Dangerous again.
. . . but that's just me. Thirst for Glory is always a better motivation than fear of shame.
Happy trails, Mac!