Mac mention Joyce Dewitt a couple of time recently in relation to Ball State Alumni. I wish I knew how to post pictures....but her mugshot (DUI) is up at http://www.tmz.com/. Pretty scary-funny

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Wow.

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Celebrity DUI of the week

Yikes - looks like Old Age "Came and knocked at her door".

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

She was riding around with a pantless Mr. Roper I understand?

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For 60 she ain't half bad looking.

Apparently they took her mugshot DURING the cavity search.

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The name's Rockmore. Beef Rockmore

Bottom Line: DOABLE or Not?
I vote YES

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

that's disgusting...spmack would not.

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OK, maybe I was basing my 'tappin the 60 year old' from this picture of two years ago.

She's aged gracefully imho. Not tons of plastic surgery - and still recognizable.

I'd probably play it a little safe and have her bite a pillow so I wouldn't have to look at her crow's feet as she screamed in ecstasy...

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The name's Rockmore. Beef Rockmore

she looks like my mom. NO!

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Doug, we've never met, and I hestitate making this joke, but when life sets you for a spike, you have to take advantage of it. Without further ado...

Is your mom single???

Wow! Ed from Lisle is a man of morals.
I'd like to see the results of a "hit it or not" poll on that one!

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Any idea what Joyce DeWitt has done since she and the late John Ritter were on "Three's Company"? I know the sitcom had a very long shelf life when ABC first aired it between 1977-1984, and the reruns are on TV Land, DIRECTV 304, all the time. Before I move on, moment of silence please for John Ritter, a.k.a. "Jack Tripper"...Thank you.

What, you think Joyce is gonna be psyched that you brought spermicidal lube? "Oh, Rockmore! Thank you so much for bringing that bottle of lube for my pussy! I could never handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!" This girl is 60 years old. She ain't a dried up old lady, man. She's good to go!

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Hmm....I'm thinking....

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You would be lucky she does not sing while your taking her from behind:
"Come knock on my door...3 inches is company,too...(I guess)"

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'd go as far as a little peck on the cheek...that is all.

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Which cheek, Eaglo?

I'd rather hit John Ritter now ... it would be less embarrassing afterwards ... yeeeesh.

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In my best Hawk voice - No.

Wasn't attracted to her when she was younger either.

Suzanne Somers - I'd still hit it.

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

In my best Hawk voice - Yes!

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sorry Ed. Dad is still around...

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Shes had quite a bit of work done.....but yeahhhhhh I probably would

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Either or

Hell yeah on Suzanne Somers. She doesn't even look like she's had work done.

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For those of you who still want a piece of Joyce DeWitt, you may have to get past ol' Sal Tessio first.

Some little-known Joyce DeWitt trivia:
"While attending UCLA, she worked part-time as a house painter and once was hired to paint the actor Abe Vigoda's garage doors. This painting job spawned a friendship between DeWitt and Vigoda which still endures."

This is your best post ever, Pappy Crappy!!!

I'd hire her to paint my garage doors...when I get a garage.

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Is that what they called it back then? Weird!

I can totally hear in my head, Janet overhearing Chrissy offering to paint Jack's garage doors, leading to confusion and hilarity.