I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Speedway is awesome.

They have tv's on top of the pump, gives me something to watch while i'm filling up

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

game because 10 minutes before I was in your stupid little line I was sleeping.

Speedway is awesome.

They have tv's on top of the pump, gives me something to watch while i'm filling up

Nah, Speedway is just okay. If they were awesome the tv's would show porn.

shower?

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Shower after work, yes.

Your bulbs smell funny and I found a golf ball in one of my packages!

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .

The worst though, is the people who get in line with a list of lottery numbers right before a rush and the register person doesn't move them aside until things die down.

I don't carry a discount card to anything Grocery, Staples, CVS etc.and nothing is worse than the exchange of info of 'do you have a card?" "No" 'would you like one?" blah blah blha!!! 'You can save 10% on what you buy today"

Oh and you can just ask them for the discount and they have to give it to you and slide a card through! 'Preferred" my ass!

The only card I signed up for is STAPLES and I give them my phone number because the coupon savings they send me are pretty significant, like $20 gift cards, etc.

Cosmo Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I actually had that conversation at the radio shack once...they didn't have a good answer for me, so I didn't give them my address...

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Even CEO Can't Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business

FORT WORTH, TX—Despite having been on the job for nine months, RadioShack CEO Julian Day said Monday that he still has "no idea" how the home electronics store manages to stay open.
CEO Julian Day"There must be some sort of business model that enables this company to make money, but I'll be damned if I know what it is," Day said. "You wouldn't think that people still buy enough strobe lights and extension cords to support an entire nationwide chain, but I guess they must, or I wouldn't have this desk to sit behind all day."
The retail outlet boasts more than 6,000 locations in the United States, and is known best for its wall-sized displays of obscure-looking analog electronics components and its notoriously desperate, high-pressure sales staff. Nevertheless, it ranks as a Fortune 500 company, with gross revenues of over $4.5 billion and fiscal quarter earnings averaging tens of millions of dollars.
"Have you even been inside of a RadioShack recently?" Day asked. "Just walking into the place makes you feel vaguely depressed and alienated. Maybe our customers are at the mall anyway and don't feel like driving to Best Buy? I suppose that's possible, but still, it's just...weird."
A RadioShack store that somehow manages to bring in enough paying customers to turn a profit.After taking over as CEO, Day ordered a comprehensive, top-down review of RadioShack's administrative operations, inventory and purchasing, suppliers, demographics, and marketing strategies. He has also diligently pored over weekly budget reports, met with investors, taken numerous conference calls with regional managers about "circulars or flyers or something," and even spent hours playing with the company's "baffling" 200-In-One electronics kit. Yet so far none of these things have helped Day understand the moribund company's apparent allure.
"Even the name 'RadioShack'—can you imagine two less appealing words placed next to one another?" Day said. "What is that, some kind of World War II terminology? Are ham radio operators still around, even? Aren't we in the digital age?"
"Well, our customers are out there somewhere, and thank God they are," Day added.
One of Day's theories about RadioShack's continued solvency involves wedding DJs, emergency cord replacement, and off-brand wireless telephones. Another theory entails countless RadioShack gift cards that sit unredeemed in their recipients' wallets. Day has even conjectured that the store is "still coasting on" an enormous fortune made from remote-control toy cars in the mid-1970s.
Enlarge ImageDay admitted, however, that none of these theories seems particularly plausible.
"I once went into a RadioShack location incognito in order to gauge customer service," Day said. "It was about as inviting as a visit to the DMV. For the life of me, I couldn't see anything I wanted to buy. Finally, I figured I'd pick up some Enercell AA batteries, though truthfully they're not appreciably cheaper than the name brands."
"I know one thing," Day continued. "If Sony and JVC start including gold-tipped cable cords with their products, we're screwed."
In the cover letter to his December 2006 report to investors, "Radio Shack: Still Here In The 21st Century," Day wrote that he had no reason to believe that the coming year would not be every bit as good as years past, provided that people kept on doing things much the same way they always had.
Despite this cheerful boosterism, Day admitted that nothing has changed during his tenure and he doesn't exactly know what he can do to improve the chain.
"I'd like to capitalize on the store's strong points, but I honestly don't know what they are," Day said. "Every location is full of bizarre adapters, random chargers, and old boom boxes, and some sales guy is constantly hovering over you. It's like walking into your grandpa's basement. You always expect to see something cool, but it never delivers."
Added Day: "I may never know the answer. No matter how many times I punch the sales figures into this crappy Tandy desk calculator, it just doesn't add up."

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

The only thing I buy at a gas station is gas, and I pay at the pump. Problem solved.

Douchebag - I hope you realize that story is a spoof from the Onion, even though it seems very, very true.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Douchebag - I hope you realize that story is a spoof from the Onion, even though it seems very, very true.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.