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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:52 pm

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Said it in a different MacPants thread. I think there already might be a thread about this somewhere else too.....who cares...let's have some fun in the gutter.

Mine was around 11, JC Penny with Cherly Tiegs and Superman II featuring some Sarah Douglass pics. I wasn't sure if what I was doing was normal or not. That's probably why I drink Three Floyds now....it's not normal.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:54 pm

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:11 pm

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So...............Ugeth, you are turned on by candles?

I'll make sure to mark that for the CSFMB Christmas list.

Q Panthro.....I couldn't remember or don't even know what the female slang for masturbation is, so I improvised with a board member reference.

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A7X

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:24 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Q Panthro.....I couldn't remember or don't even know what the female slang for masturbation is, so I improvised with a board member reference.

Jilling off?

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:25 pm

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A7X wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Q Panthro.....I couldn't remember or don't even know what the female slang for masturbation is, so I improvised with a board member reference.

Jilling off?

Jimmy Pasta wrote:

Mmmmmmmm...love me some Jill St. John in her prime

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A7X

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:37 pm

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I'm not sure how old I was, but I do remember the whacking material: Dorothy Statten pictorial from Playboy.

That issue is probably worth some money since her psycho boyfriend blew her face off shortly after.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:44 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

I couldn't remember or don't even know what the female slang for masturbation is

Flicking the baked bean

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:47 pm

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Flipping the Furburger?

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Northside_Dan

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:48 pm

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Scrambled Cinemax Porn on basic cable. Good times.

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A7X

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:51 pm

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Scrambled Cinemax Porn on basic cable. Good times.

+1

God bless Shannon Tweed!

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:54 pm

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Scrambled Cinemax Porn on basic cable. Good times.

This was probably numbers 4-400 for me once I put down the catalogues and Superman II movie mag.

Problem was getting pissed when it didn't stay somewhat visible.

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jimmypasta

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:11 pm

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Eaglo,
Your damned right I loved Jill St. John :wink:

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Eaglo Jeff

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:12 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Eaglo,
Your damned right I loved Jill St. John :wink:

Yep, me too.....that movie/scene in particular.

There was something really sexy when she hid the disc or whatever they trying to retrieve hidden in her tight swim trunks.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:15 pm

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Yes,between her and Lana Wood,that was a great 007 movie!

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:15 pm

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Who the hell remembers this?

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:17 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Who the hell remembers this?

If it was special to you, you'd remember.

It was actually better than my first time doin' the real deal.....which I guess is pretty sad....oh well. :oops:

I was kinda drunk doin' the real deal. This chick I was talking to had to leave a party I had. When her ride said let's go, she said "not until I fuck my new friend I made here". I was :shock:

We did our deal....wasn't great.....it was fun and enjoyable of course, but then I found out later that she was living with some dude out in the boonies of southwest Michigan. I had to drive her home in the middle of nowhere. I was expecting a shotgun blast at my vehicle when I dropped her off....got the hell out of the pretty quick.

True story......she actually gave me her number as she had a house cleaning service.....never called due to a bit of fear.

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Mac

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 5:38 pm

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A7X, if you're a Dorothy Stratton fan (and your spanking history would indicate you are) you should watch the movie "Star 80." Marielle Hemingway plays Dorothy. Eric Roberts plays her twisted, jealous former boyfriend who murders her before he kills himself. Chilling and dark.

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Chus

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 6:18 pm

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A7X wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

Scrambled Cinemax Porn on basic cable. Good times.

+1

God bless Shannon Tweed!

And the Emmanuelle movies.

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Eaglo Jeff

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 6:21 pm

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Chus wrote:

A7X wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

Scrambled Cinemax Porn on basic cable. Good times.

+1

God bless Shannon Tweed!

And the Emmanuelle movies.

Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh.....

The one's starring Krista Allen make me want to do bad things to her through the tv. This was before she went all weird plastic surgeries or whatever she did to make herself look strange.

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bigfan wrote:

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reents

Post subject: Re: First Time Pulling The Goalie/Petting the Panther

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:01 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Who the hell remembers this?

If it was special to you, you'd remember.

It was actually better than my first time doin' the real deal.....which I guess is pretty sad....oh well. :oops:

I was kinda drunk doin' the real deal. This chick I was talking to had to leave a party I had. When her ride said let's go, she said "not until I fuck my new friend I made here". I was :shock:

Eaglo Jeff, your story made me laugh, especially the shotgun line.

I wonder if house cleaning service is code for something else.

Like most, Yes on Cinemax, now if you need help, can go to Youporn

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:20 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Who the hell remembers this?

This.

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Eaglo Jeff

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:38 pm

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reents wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Who the hell remembers this?

If it was special to you, you'd remember.

It was actually better than my first time doin' the real deal.....which I guess is pretty sad....oh well. :oops:

I was kinda drunk doin' the real deal. This chick I was talking to had to leave a party I had. When her ride said let's go, she said "not until I fuck my new friend I made here". I was :shock:

Eaglo Jeff, your story made me laugh, especially the shotgun line.

I wonder if house cleaning service is code for something else.

Like most, Yes on Cinemax, now if you need help, can go to Youporn

I think she was serious about being a maid/house cleaner. I thought about calling way back when.....she was a nice gal.....I think her name was Cheryl. Often wonder what ever happened to her.

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I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:45 am

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Jeff, usually this is about first time getting laid! Just an FYI

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:49 am

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Carmen Electra

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:39 am

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Mine likely wasn't a celebrity. More likely to a girl in class or something.

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:40 am

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Glamour

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:50 am

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so...the first time any of you did this, you knew enough to find the J.C. Penny catalog? Really?
the first time you figured it out to go hunting for boobs...?

I call bullshit on all of you.

At best, you guys are all describing the 2nd time.

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:50 am

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Mac wrote:

I've seen it, and you're right. Very dark and twisted. Eric Roberts does creepy well. I believe it came out around the same time as Pope Of Greenwich Village. "Cop shit his pants!" :lol: