No I am not itching for lunch time. I desire the Kap show over this pile of man goo. Listen at your own risk.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

speaking of, HEEEEEEYYYYY denis, here's my house keys i'm going to need you to run into my place and go in my bedroom and throw out a certain giant something either on the bed or laying on the floor because my girl is supposed to come over and meet me when i get home from work and yeahhhhh she really doesnt need to see that. help a brother out and i'll make sure we hire you after your internship, capish?

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Save yourself, Dennis.

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c'est la vie

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Serious. This show makes my ears bleed.

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Give this a whirl.

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Just start drinking now, no big deal.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

There it is! Goff appreciatescha for listenin.

What'd he say?

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Spiegel's snake (not a euphemism) "ran" (slithered) away ... the snake being a poor choice is acknowledged ... and immediately a new snake is to be purchased in the near term.

What ?!?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'm sure (no fecking way in hell) the kid learned his lesson.

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Yeah I'm glad him being such a shitty irresponsible pet owner is so funny to them.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Boy, that'll be hilarious when the snake kills someone.

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So, are we banning snakes now too?

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

The show isn't as bad as yall make it seem. This isn't Carm and Jurko.

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Hey there Jack Hanna, how's the snake gonna kill someone? The didn't have a friggin' King Cobra or something (well, maybe a few in the fridge in paper bags).

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

What was it, a garder snake? What kind of pussy has a pet snake that isn't capable of devouring a human?

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Busy day at the office leash?

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I generally like the show. It's kind of average overall. If anything, I feel bad for Goff and Spiegs as their lives seem boring.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'm off this week!

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He'll be paying South Carolina insurance claims soon.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Was a corn snake . Purple figured he could eat it if things got bad I guess

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Did you really just call a snake a "pet"?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Gay

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What time is it acceptable to start drinking in preparation for the game tonight?

And by game I mean the Hawks game.

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I say this as a person who used to really like Goff: awful show.

Score Rankings:

1 - Screamy & Little Screamy
2 - Smarmy and Clinically Dead
3 - The self-proclaimed "black Dan Bernstein."
4 - Laughy and Snake Man

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Since when do you care what's "acceptable"? Also, have fun with your rape-viewing.

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hey man have you ever heard of florida? down there it's routine for a pet snake to escape and then live in the wild and grow to be 34 feet long and then when you come home from work on a tuesday and there's a 34 foot long python chillin on your doorstep you just gotta be like "awww shit it's just another tuesday in florida"

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Yes. Pythons have become the apex predator in Florida.

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I listened to Les from around 1:30-4 this morning. He easily puts on a more entertaining show than the two following his.

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