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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:21 pm 
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That's on DIRECTV's Audience 239 come 8P this eve. That show with Thandie Newton...

I have some thoughts on Thandie Newton, but I will withhold them....for now.

Good thoughts? As SHARK likes to say, she's pretty easy on the eyes.

Guys, its not THandie.

It's Sandie. Guy had a lisp, let it go.


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I'm going to respond to every single one of your posts till Friday.



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and isn't even on the path to marriage.


We know this for certain? Sometimes, the idea of marriage sneaks up on us.

I could see Laurence going to Vegas and coming back married.



I could see Laurence going to Iowa and coming back married.

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and isn't even on the path to marriage.


We know this for certain? Sometimes, the idea of marriage sneaks up on us.

I could see Laurence going to Vegas and coming back married.



I could see Laurence going to Iowa and coming back married.

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He'd probably fall in love rather hard. That's not an insult, that just seems like his personality. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he's turning bitches down left and right...

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Bad show. Bad movie.


I've never seen the movie, I'll take your word for it. But c'mon Kid, that one season of the Honeymooners is as good as any sitcom of all time. Gleason and Carney were brilliant. It took place in the 50's. Times were different. You sound like Bernstein with that whole implied violence thing.

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He'd probably fall in love rather hard. That's not an insult, that just seems like his personality. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he's turning bitches down left and right...

His standards are probably a little too high for reality

Which is common


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He'd probably fall in love rather hard. That's not an insult, that just seems like his personality. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he's turning bitches down left and right...



I don't really think he's on the down low. He's just a dorky guy. It's cool. I see him marrying some white chick that looks like Darlene from Roseanne who likes comic books and DePaul basketball.

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It took place in the 50's. Times were different.



Bad excuse...

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He'd probably fall in love rather hard. That's not an insult, that just seems like his personality. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he's turning bitches down left and right...

:lol: Just stop it.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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He'd probably fall in love rather hard. That's not an insult, that just seems like his personality. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he's turning bitches down left and right...

:lol: Just stop it.


I'm overstating things, obviously. But Laurence is on television. Chicks try to get with dudes who are on youtube. I think it's safe to say Laurence has had to politely say no thanks to a few women. It's not that crazy of a thought...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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He'd probably fall in love rather hard. That's not an insult, that just seems like his personality. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he's turning bitches down left and right...

:lol: Just stop it.


I'm overstating things, obviously. But Laurence is on television. Chicks try to get with dudes who are on youtube. I think it's safe to say Laurence has had to politely say no thanks to a few women. It's not that crazy of a thought...

He's also on that same NBC5 set with Lauren Jiggetts & Cheryl Scott Saturday nights, not to mention Dick Johnson.


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It took place in the 50's. Times were different.



Bad excuse...


Not really an excuse, it's a fact. Regardless I think the show is great. Are Ralph's idle threats of violence a dealbreaker for you?

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It took place in the 50's. Times were different.



Bad excuse...


Not really an excuse, it's a fact. Regardless I think the show is great. Are Ralph's idle threats of violence a dealbreaker for you?

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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He'd probably fall in love rather hard. That's not an insult, that just seems like his personality. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he's turning bitches down left and right...

:lol: Just stop it.


I'm overstating things, obviously. But Laurence is on television. Chicks try to get with dudes who are on youtube. I think it's safe to say Laurence has had to politely say no thanks to a few women. It's not that crazy of a thought...


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Dallas Winston wrote:
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It took place in the 50's. Times were different.



Bad excuse...


Not really an excuse, it's a fact. Regardless I think the show is great. Are Ralph's idle threats of violence a dealbreaker for you?


I just think it was a strange thing to laugh at for a sitcom. Never really found the show that funny.

But to just say something is ok because it was a "different time" doesn't hold up for me. Minstrel shows, for example...

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SHARK wrote:
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He'd probably fall in love rather hard. That's not an insult, that just seems like his personality. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he's turning bitches down left and right...

:lol: Just stop it.


I'm overstating things, obviously. But Laurence is on television. Chicks try to get with dudes who are on youtube. I think it's safe to say Laurence has had to politely say no thanks to a few women. It's not that crazy of a thought...

He's also on that same NBC5 set with Lauren Jiggetts & Cheryl Scott Saturday nights, not to mention Dick Johnson.



Are you trying to sneak some humor past us, SHARK? Or is that statement as sincere and unironic as your usual fare?

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Minstrel shows, for example...

I've never seen a menstrual show. Not sure I'd really be comfortable with it.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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It took place in the 50's. Times were different.



Bad excuse...


Not really an excuse, it's a fact. Regardless I think the show is great. Are Ralph's idle threats of violence a dealbreaker for you?


I just think it was a strange thing to laugh at for a sitcom. Never really found the show that funny.

But to just say something is ok because it was a "different time" doesn't hold up for me. Minstrel shows, for example...

Yeah, different time doesnt really change it

But, it was also not a show ABOUT physical violence or threats.

They squeezed some comedy in and Norton was great.

They're gonna fire me, Ralph. Thirty years in the sewer, right down the drain


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Minstrel shows, for example...

I've never seen a menstrual show. Not sure I'd really be comfortable with it.


You havent lived until you've seen a performance by someone in red face.

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Minstrel shows, for example...

I've never seen a menstrual show. Not sure I'd really be comfortable with it.


Wait til you're married...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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He'd probably fall in love rather hard. That's not an insult, that just seems like his personality. I could be wrong, though. Maybe he's turning bitches down left and right...

:lol: Just stop it.


I'm overstating things, obviously. But Laurence is on television. Chicks try to get with dudes who are on youtube. I think it's safe to say Laurence has had to politely say no thanks to a few women. It's not that crazy of a thought...

Unless you believe the story about him asking a texter if she was single.

That is not the action of a man turning down women left and right.

Laurence is fine. We all know somebody who never had a girlfriend and you wonder if something else is going on and then BOOM you get a save the date thing in the mail


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Laurence is fine. We all know somebody who never had a girlfriend and you wonder if something else is going on and then BOOM you get a save the date thing in the mail

Spark, I love your optimism. You're really holding out hope for this guy.

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BTW, :lol: at Hank and Ivan.

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Laurence is fine. We all know somebody who never had a girlfriend and you wonder if something else is going on and then BOOM you get a save the date thing in the mail

Spark, I love your optimism. You're really holding out hope for this guy.

I am optimistic by nature, but not here.

I dont care if he's gay or single all his life.

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This is the best thread in a long time. :lol:

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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It took place in the 50's. Times were different.



Bad excuse...


Not really an excuse, it's a fact. Regardless I think the show is great. Are Ralph's idle threats of violence a dealbreaker for you?


I just think it was a strange thing to laugh at for a sitcom. Never really found the show that funny.

But to just say something is ok because it was a "different time" doesn't hold up for me. Minstrel shows, for example...



Unless they are performed by Tyler Perry or the Wayans Brothers.

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Unless they are performed by Tyler Perry or the Wayans Brothers.


I was waiting for that...

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This is the best thread in a long time. :lol:


You bet it is.


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Unless they are performed by Tyler Perry or the Wayans Brothers.


I was waiting for that...

I'm not sure what JORR is implying, but it sucked when they did it too.

I was embarrassed for Shawn and Marlon when they did that shit.

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