Parkins's sex life is scripted.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

The guy whose musical contribution is playing in a cover band arguing that music isn't scripted

Bernstein citing jazz is about the Bernsteinist thing he has ever said. Nice Welles Park wear, douche. You know that dickhead goes to THe Green Mill once every few years and tells all the suburban family at holiday gatherings

At least Sir was good enough to back off.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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That is pretty hilarious.

Parkins was actually correct in what he was saying but the other guys acted like three dickhead older brothers who aren't very bright but use their birth order to bully the smarter youngest kid.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Thats a pretty good view of it.

I like Parkins but he got butt hurt really quickly which is way more like something meatpants would do

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Dan hinting that he listens to jazz is the 55 year old equivalent of the 20 year old him at Duke telling other students about how he listens to rap.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Thank you, well said. I was thinking all of that. I like that Parkins called out Bernsie.

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Let’s not forget that essentially Parkins is right about sports. They have the ability to provide endless entertainment and surprises. Bryce Harper hitting that big homer to send the Phillies to the World Series is the type of ending Hollywood cannot write.

What do you get at a concert? The band come out for a second encore. And this is no slight on music, but rather just reinforcing Parkins original point about the unexpected joy of that Bears game.

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I like it too and hope to see more of it.

I just wished he would not have jumped to baby mode so quickly. I am going to sit here and take my headphones off and pout.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Parkinsons has always said that he doesn't listen to music, so it was a pretty safe way to zing him. Leery, of course, is well-versed in hip-hop, especially the OG rap which more or less provided a narrative to his life in Homewood or whatever, so he gets a pass.

Except for Parkinsons, I liked all these guys at one point.

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It does. It's right there in the name!

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When Parkins said "sports are the greatest thing", my thought immediately went to sex being better. Those three humps all thought of music first. That studio should be sponsored by some Low T clinic.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Maybe because I'm a musician, I immediately had the same reaction as Spiegel. To an extent, much of music is scripted but a lot is not. I don't think Bernsie (for once) was being that condescending at first....he got there, but not before Parkins was being a douche.

The whole exchange was pretty funny. A better rebuttal might have been "gambling is scripted. you place your bet and you lose". I'm sure that would have thrown Parkins into insanity

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A Score host boxing match tournament among themselves would be the greatest content in the history of the Score. I'd put my money on Leila.

Bernstein is the only one who says, "Do I have to say it?", then doesn't, talks about jazz and finally writes something down, something similar to what JORR guessed.

Like I said, the room reeked of estrogen. They've gone from TB Diddlers to full blown Puritan.

I'd say it's more that they've gone from TB Diddlers to Moulin Rouge

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Nobody would think sex is great with any of those 4 in clueing themselves. Just saying

I saw two giants turtles fucking at the San Diego zoo. They made loud, weird noises and moved incredibly slow. Sadly, that is how I envision Spiegs in bed.

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Great posts!

Dude. Why would you ever be envisioning meat in bed?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

More of a slap fight

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

Kind of disturbing to read what denis allows himself to imagine. I guess he just outed himself as Beardown in the process.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Wouldn't it be like Jabba and Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi?

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

What woman would lets Spiegs lay on top of her? I mean, that position is completely off the board, right?

Larry will see you in the hallway!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The conversation in this thread….and why I used the word sadly.

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Exactly, I believe the turtles use doggy style….and the male turtle took a break between thrusts.

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See? We are having the conversation that should have been had on the Score and would have been had 15 years ago. Now they just pass notes

I think bernstein thought of sex and I suspect he wrote something related to that on the paper he showed Larry.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Spiegs has gotten three women to marry him. He must have something going on.

as an aside I think he is "becoming" Springstein again the night before Thanksgiving at Theater on the Lake. I think I'm going to go if anyone wants to hang out and see my giblets.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Maybe only Mac would have gone down that road. "Hey Harry, are any positions tough for you with your prodigious belly and tiny pecker?"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don