I see Parkins is filling in for Cowherd.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Every time Parkins brought up the Fields vs. Caleb "debate", he was talking about Holmes, but couldn't say his name because he was smart enough to know that Holmes couldn't handle any type of pushback.

I assume Danny had braces at some point but it looks like he never wore his retainer.

DISCUSS!

1. Caleb Williams
2. Justin Fields
3. Mitch Trubísky

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Why did he start off with #1? Aren't top 10 lists read from #10 to #1?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Also, isn't ranking the top third of the league for almost four minutes kind of tedious? Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, and Lamar Jackson are the best quarterbacks in the league? You're telling me for the first time.

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So Parkins was in for Cowherd the last 2 days. He was on another show recently. Clearly he is trying to put himself in position for a different gig down the road.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It’s summertime. Nothing is really going on.

The whole point of the media this time of year is to do various NFL rankings.

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How does he get past the down syndrome look?

Thanks for posting. Man that is good. Miss having Mac on the Score.

Larry is and will forever be a little bitch. He was clearly jealous of Parkins.

I bet Larry is pretty jealous of him hosting for Cowherd and such.

Lets get this rivalry back fired up!!!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

This was a great line in the midst of everything.

And the dude that predicted Parkins would be out of that time slot by Jan 1

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Wow, compelling stuff. Is that illustrative of what Colin Cowherd does on his show? No wonder I have never listened or watched.

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Stay tuned for tomorrow's show, when he uses a big video wall to explain that Shohei Ohtani would be a nice player to have on your team.

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I see he had a "hot take" on the Steelers. This will be the "worst year that Tomlin's ever had". Partly because they have Justin Fields on the roster.

I guess he wants to be Skip Bayless. I suppose it pays more than afternoons on the Score.

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I love that Parkins's big attention-grabbing gimmick has been "the starting quarterback of the wildly popular local football team: folks, gotta tell ya, thought about it and I'm in favor of him!" It's almost a postmodern phase of sports talk radio.

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NBA SUMMER LEAGUE FEVER! CATCH IT!

Parkins thinks he's a football expert but October of last year he declared that Jordan Love sucked, now he has him as the 9th most valuable QB in the league. Parkins would have nothing to say in the days before twitter, he's just repeats what the twitter hivemind says.

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Thank you, this is a great public service. Do you have any audio from the day after the Aaron Rodgers "I own you" game? Larry declares that Bears fans secretly love Rodgers because of psychology. I haven't been able to find it anywhere.

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Parkins declared Jordan Love sucks because, like most Bears fans, he wanted Jordan Love to suck. Parkins had a QB1 party because, like most Bears fans, he really wanted the Bears to have a QB1. Parkins is the host who least gives a shit when he's wrong. Maybe not even wrong, because he may or may not have actually thought Love sucks or Fields was good, he just did it for the bit. For all the pushback about SCR turning away from "The Voice of the Fan" and becoming thinking man's sports radio, Parkins at least gets it sometimes. It doesn't make him a national quality host or a great host, but it makes him a lot better than the other dreck on the station.

Sir took his name out of consideration to guest host for Cowherd

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This is one he shouldn't have because....yikes, Danny Parkins really shit the bed.

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The modern world is divided between those that would numb itself to its meaninglessness through various substances and various hedonisms and those that realize it and go crazy

"Worst" is sort of relative here. A QB room with Wilson and Fields seems destined to go 8-9, yeah?

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If those two ever came to blows, my bet is that Perkins would land some sort of awkward one-punch right hook and Larry would drop like a bag of sand. It would be over in seconds.

What?

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The modern world is divided between those that would numb itself to its meaninglessness through various substances and various hedonisms and those that realize it and go crazy

I took that more as commentary on sad sack Leery.

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Why is Spiegel wearing knee high black socks in the middle of summer?