You should talk, 136 of you're waste of times has really contributed to the board. Get back to us when you have a cogent thought.

Cart boy at Kohl's doesn't count

Don Tiny, Your posts suck and are starting to annoy me. Please make them better or stop posting.

Kohl's doesn't have carts. It's a beef of mine.

Nothings perfect...Kohls is pretty awesome

So, I take it that I'm to give a fuck about what you say? Why would that be, exactly? Your number of posts? Perhaps your witty nom de plume?



I must have missed your lessons in how to properly contribute to the board because you fail to grasp even the simplest elements of written English. Please do elaborate for everyone's sake lest I offend again.

Both of you jackoffs can go eat shit and bark at the moon for all I care.

(except for the no-carts at Kohl's ... now that you mention it, that's definitely an annoying choice on their part.)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

"Both of you jackoffs"-release date Sept 14,2009-starring Owen Wilson & Katy Perry

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Please don't say things like that ... somebody somewhere will think that's a good idea, and they'll actually produce it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Ha,ha...your right!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Stu - I actually thought I had toned down my "over the topness" for Da Ma Ne as of recent. If you noticed, I haven't jumped in to defend Danny Mac against the dynamic duo of SID and Gloopy. I have actually accepted that they have their opinions and I have mine - I have actually found some of their posts amusing of late when taking them for what they are worth.

I will leave the defending up to you in this thread! lol

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

I'm loved by the masses here and even if I was a graduate of the Frank Costanza school for the remedial in English I bring substance and thought provoking posts to this board. Untill Big Fan starts grading posts and handing out 4.0's on Grammer and spelling you can suck the snotty end of my fuckstick on how things are done here.

You're 136 posts were printed and I wiped my ass with them and you can send me you're address and I'll send them back to you tough guy. You're ripping off movie quotes which is REALLY ORGINAL. Get back to me after you watch another movie and I'll guess a quote from a Benji movie you're mom thru in for you. 137 posts and counting for you. Keep it orginial this time.

Stu - you bring the fire AND the passion!

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

Man,that ass wiping has to hurt with computer paper. You must bleed from the ass
like a young Adam Lambert!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

So who was your comment directed at JP?

These message board flame wars are so hard to keep track of, especially when you add another party to it - I need a script...

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

Dave ,

Im the best here when it comes to bringing the fire and the passion and ripping assclowns who want to try me.I enjoy the challenge of young douchebags who know nothing about women , wine, song , sports and who feel the need for my attention. Read the posts of the ladies and men who have met me away from the board. They love me !! Spaulding wants me to move in with her and her husband for christ sakes..

Mac made a mistake in over-looking me as a partner. People stop and read my posts when they see STU has posted here and just think what I could bring to a LIVE SHOW.

Obviously if you have made it to "hockey game buddy" with Mac, I can't argue with your logic here... lol.

I find 99% of your posts amusing and funny - unless you are insinuating I'm in gay love with Mac - lol.

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

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I put them in the shredder first and then used an old sock to wipe my ass Jimmy..Were all good but when you get a chance stop by and check me for paper cuts would you?

That was good. Didn't see that one coming...

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

Yes, you are right....I usually comb through various subjects looking for my chance
to crack a joke...once in a while,its funny (about as often as a Ryan Theriot HR...oh wait!)

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Hey,that comes off as gay!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

- I don't think I ever saw a Benji movie; thank you for reminding me about them.

- What movie did I quote? Are you talking about this thread, or another one? Ranting for entertainment can be fun, but I just was wondering what the movie quote thing was all about. Unless you mean my avatar ... in which case it isn't really a quote - it's a list of the types of people he was looking for. Sure, it's not as original as wiping one's ass with a sock, but I'll stick with Harvey Korman all the same.

- What time are you and Spaulding sitting down for Chablis and a good cry?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?"
- George Gobel

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Interesting sidenote to Don Tiny:

I once was employed as a busboy at a suburban country club. I dropped a tray
of dishes right in the middle of George Goebels act. Everybody turned around,I
was embarrased but it passed.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I believe it was a good Chianti and Farva beans....lol

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Does your cat make too much noise? Try KITTEN MITTENS!


Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

Farva beans keep wavering on whether they should be eaten.

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

1) Holy shit, you're old.

2) Holy shit, that's terrifying - but cool.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

So you are trying to turn the board into old douchbags that know nothing about women , wine, song , sports? They don't need you, time will do that. I don't remember an extending an invitation to move in but we've always wanted a pet. Most of your shitty posts are you telling us how great we think you are so who are you crapping? But I have to say, I do think you are great and I love you to pieces.

Don Tiny your posts still suck. Your head is like your ass and everything that comes out of it stinks. Try harder.

Oh. Spaulding, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I didn't realize the number of posts you have had anything to do with the quality of what was said in the posts. Anyway, just because someone doesn't post doesn't mean they didn't follow this site for years. Some people that think so highly of themselves on this board do so for no good reason. But hey what do I know this is probably my 9th post. According to logic of the previous posts I don't know anything because my posts are so few. By the way, what does one guy raving about himself and another guy defending his posts have to do with why middays? I will now shut up and see if I get cussed out by the raving egomaniac. (Yes I ramble and yes I don't always make sense although I think this sorta made sense. At least that's what the voices in my head said.)

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I thought I was gonna be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Sox... life sucks get a fuckin helmet ok?!?!?

I'd be happy to give you CSFMB 101 my good man. First off , what I do here is an act and done for shits and giggles and to make people laugh and I seem to be pretty good at that. I don't take this board or myself to serious and I'd be naive to think the goofballs that post this stupid stuff are not doing it for the same reason . Most of us use this as a diversion at work and we do have some great posters with thought provking thoughts and a knowledge of sports and the fact Dan Mcneil, Matt Spiegal, Drinky, Goff, Les Grobstein and the media in general post here says alot about the people on the board.Friendships have been made, a number of us have gotten together at games, houses, bars and shared each others company and we seem to enjoy it, so something good does come out of this nuthouse.

The goofs like SID , Gloop and the rest of the mults have a purpose here as htey try to entertain the masses and get Mac to respond but I seem to be the one to get under their skin but again it's a message board and it's not that big a deal to me nor should it be to you.

I've met a ton of awesome people from this board of late and you know who you are and BF should be commended on bringing this thing together. This is my playland on a daily basis and if I offend or people don't like me , I could care less.

I think everyone knows it's ball busting and laughs most days here and tempers and egos get hurt but that's life on the CSFMB little Eddie .Now , go get you're shine box and chill out !!

Who the hell are they and where the hell have they been hiding?

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

I never said anything thing about quantity, I said the quality of his posts suck. Some people here have 5 great ones some have 1000 shitty ones, quantity doesn't matter. If you followed this site for a while you'd know that I'm pretty laid back, reasonable, and never have gone after a new poster just because they were new. Run that up your a$$hole and see if anyone salutes it.



By people you mean me and we just let you think this is your playland.