This is hall of fame material.

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

Who the fuck is Elmhurst Steve?

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Second City Saint

Understatement of the year

This thread has gone plaid.


Classic.

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ive just finished reading page 2 and i can barely read it... im laughing so hard my eyes are waterin...cop turned painter... moondick... "this may sound boastful" ... "hall of famer "
I DONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST READ!!!
2 fuckn pages to go
YES!

And some people wonder why a lot of regular Joe's hate cops.

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All I can say about this thread is, WOW.
It is readily apparent the size of Steve's ego is inversely proportional to the size of his brain and more than likely his penis, too.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Oh man, there's even more gold on that myspace page:

Your Bedtime: generally when I'm tired.

Birthplace: In a Hospital

Your Weakness: Women with great legs and bananna ice cream
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither-I'm staying away from that stuff

Do you Smoke: Only if I'm on fire!

Ever been called a Tease: No-I'm a guy. If you are a woman and want a guy, we generally give you what you want pretty easy if we want the same. If not, we don't lead you on. What would be the point??

How do you want to Die: Of a massive heart attack, after hitting a hole in one while golfing. Either that or during an activity involving Carmen Electra


Man thats awesome. So the 411 on Steve; he has a huge ego, sleeps when he's tired, wants to die in a golf cart with Carmen Electra, and won't tease the womenfolk.

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...and he seems to have a thing for bodybuilder chicks.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

W O W


When will this thread be replayed on ESPN Classic?

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Ever since my first experience with a Beef Rockmore link, I have made it a point to not ever click on a link, unless it is someone whom I know and respect. I guess my practice paid off in spades this time.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

We're one post from an Elmhurst Steve family member away from a true challenger to the throne.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Watch out, Dr. Phil.

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

Thanks Steve, or should I say Elmhurst Steve for being you.

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No, we're gonna need wives, brothers, nephews, etc. before that is the case.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Maybe the man in the bikini who made all the comments on his myspace page can post here.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You are proving yourself far too stupid for any Sox Fan to take seriously...even the Ligues.

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

Fixed

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Who is John Wall?

What the hell? That was fast.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Give the guy props for keeping it civil though. Did you know he met her and her parents for dinner tonight?

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Is the woman with great legs holding the banana ice cream? Is she wearing it? I gots ta know.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

That banana shit's a euphemism.

I'm so very sad that I didn't have a chance to watch this clusterfuck thread matriculate in real-time into what it's become - and based on ES' ego, may will continue to be ... which is an incredible display of asshatery with such bravado and skill that I'm pretty much convinced he buys his own brand of bullshit, with an almost unanimous calling of said bullshit by an entire online community.

This thing should be bronzed and displayed with special lighting in a masonry building with a nominal admission charged at the door.

Scorehead/670 ought to send ES a box of donuts for likely taking a metric dickload of heat off of him, at least temporarily.

Jesus Christ - my life is a fucking shambles, has been for many years, and will likely only get worse (OKC and I should have a contest sometime) ... but I am certain that at no point will it ever be so ass-bleeding sad that I actually would admit to anyone - including myself - that I'm proud to be known as a(n allegedly) great radio call-in personality, let alone to follow that up with the gibberish that was posted afterward.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

This thread may have eclipsed the May 1st, 2007 stuff in terms of sheer ridiculous shit posted. Nas' W2s ain't got nothin on this.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Killer V is currently in a meeting about elmhurst steve logo design
(may i suggest an image of him sitting at his desk at work, on hold, holding up 2 fingers indicating the number of shows he called into that day)

Bryan, what are you doing here at 10pm?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

witnessing history it would appear
this is probably gonna sound boastful...but i got a new mobile device
i seriously laughed hard i almost had to take my contacts out

steve...elmhurst steve

Yeah, and the parents are due back in Russia by Thursday afternoon. No way he married something that he didn't buy online.

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Ahem. Please get it right when posting...

Elmhurst Steve©

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

Steve is a ruggedly handsome mang.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Got a little Ryne Sandberg in him.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014