Ok, I am too lazy to switch over to ESPN 1000 right now. It sounds like the two piles of man goo are in. How long will I last? The better question is how long will you?

Plenty of giggles early.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Listen?

No.

It's a decent enough baseball conversation out of the gate. Goff provided one of his typical personal life antidotes. Apparently he had to go to a funeral on Friday and showed up at the wrong time.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Have it on but barely listening. Will turn it up and see how long I can stand it.

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Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl

...and hilarity ensued. I'm sure that garnered tons of giggles.

Switching over now... why? I don't know.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

What is with all of the laughing? Nothing can be this constantly funny.

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Same sex, different habits - who gives a fucking shit
This won't make the species unfurl

Was he early?

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

Too bad it wasn't his.

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Then, people were giving him dirty looks as he pounded the funeral home's console, as he tweeted out the enthralling tale.

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-- source

goff deserves A LOT more crap for his horrible "reporting" about Gar Forman's status... he flat out said the guy was going to get fired (he eventually spit it out inbetween giggles) and later that night at the bull end of season midnight presser.... not fired.

(Goff enters the Church)

Goff: HEY PLAYAS!!!!! Sorry I'm late!!!!! Can somebody give me a quick recap of what's taken place? In fact, to hell with that. Can we just start the thing over again. (Out of control laughing fit.)

Funeral attendees

Goff: Why you all given me that look? Motha fuckas. We really gonna do this?

F-ing awful. Was driving down 57 listening to this. Goff thought something was so funny (not even gonna get into what; it wasn't funny, just sort of odd) that he lost control over his normal raspy doofus voice and ended up speaking in his high-pitched I'm-laughing-so hard-at-stupid-callers voice. Ok, maybe you'd do that for 2-3 seconds at most when something is funny . . . but not for 15 seconds.

His chunky partner was audibly annoyed.

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It really can't be said enough. The "OUT OF CONTROL" laughter is really amazing. And then he'll sometimes pound the table 3 times for good measure.

I know they'll never say anything to him. But don't you wonder what the producers and Spiegel think about it? They have to be just as weirded out by it as the listeners.

I'm telling you he might have a laughing disease. Danny Glover did a commercial for it. Here it is. It's called PBA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae_ZttZx8FI

Goff, please, get help.

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it was on during my 15 minute commute this morning... non stop gigglefest... laughing at your own jokes and comments before they are even finished being spoken... eventually this show will end in wreckage, you can tell the two hosts genuinely dislike each other (i dont think speigal could get along with anyone on air)