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Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:51 pm ]
Post subject:  4/11 Can't Do It
Guess who won a free haircut for asking Parkins which Score employee would be most likely to be arrested for solicitation of a hooker?

Even got a reference to "waiting in the hallway" by Parkins.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Guess who won a free haircut for asking Parkins which Score employee would be most likely to be arrested for solicitation of a hooker?

Even got a reference to "waiting in the hallway" by Parkins.

Heard it! :cheers:
Author:  Regular Reader [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Guess who won a free haircut for asking Parkins which Score employee would be most likely to be arrested for solicitation of a hooker?

Even got a reference to "waiting in the hallway" by Parkins.


:lol: :lol:
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:24 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.
He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.
Author:  pittmike [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:26 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.
He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.


Yeah. :lol: He has been doing it for too long.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:27 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.

Was it that she said "it's either me or pretending to get high with Steve Rosenbloom"?
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:53 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.


Yeah I had to stay on the line to give Shep my info, and I had to listen to Grote talk about booze costing him his girl.

Who asks Grote why he is single? Way to kill the mood man.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:03 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.

Was it that she said "it's either me or pretending to get high with Steve Rosenbloom"?

:lol:
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
badrogue17 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.


He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.


He should stop doing impressions, period.

They are not funny, he does them too often, and it's like the show turns into to open mic at a bad comedy club.
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:34 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.


He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.


He should stop doing impressions, period.

They are not funny, he does them too often, and it's like the show turns into to open mic at a bad comedy club.


His Les isnt that bad
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:57 pm ]
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.


He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.


He should stop doing impressions, period.

They are not funny, he does them too often, and it's like the show turns into to open mic at a bad comedy club.


His Les isnt that bad


It was probably kind of funny the first few times he did it several years ago, but it's gotten to be his version of Rozner's "Why do you hate McGowan?" bit. They got some positive feedback on it years ago and whenever they're going to trot it out every damn time.

Congratulations on winning. :D I'll check out the podcast later to hear your call.
Author:  Beardown [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:54 pm ]
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It's not that Grote's impressions are bad. They're fine. But it's the same lines every time. It gets old.

What he should do is what I do.

Go in the studio and prepare a dialogue with all of his impressions. So have Lou Pinella, Harrison Ford, Les Grobstein and his other guys have some weird stupid conversation. Work on it to make it funny and then play it on the air.
Author:  HawaiiYou [ Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:01 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
It's not that Grote's impressions are bad. They're fine. But it's the same lines every time. It gets old.

What he should do is what I do.

Go in the studio and prepare a dialogue with all of his impressions. So have Lou Pinella, Harrison Ford, Les Grobstein and his other guys have some weird stupid conversation. Work on it to make it funny and then play it on the air.



wait a minute...now you're stalking Grote? this stuff is moving too fast for me.....
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
Can you guys dumb this down for me a little? Did they say that Sir was the one most likely to get pinched for solicitation?

That is kind of a two part question. Someone with some degree of sophistication in the area probably knows enough not to get caught. It is the one off john who is going to be spending his weekend in jail.
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:13 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Can you guys dumb this down for me a little? Did they say that Sir was the one most likely to get pinched for solicitation?



Parkins said he had a person in mind but wouldn't say who.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
It's funny because my choice would be Danny Parkins.
Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:41 am ]
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Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:42 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
It's funny because my choice would be Danny Parkins.


I was kind of expecting him to say himself, as he is pretty self-deprecating. When someone asked him the most times he had masturbated in a day, he didn't shy away. In fact, he mentioned that it would be cool to have a "baseball card" when you die that showed how many times you did various things in your life...like go to Chipotle, or masturbated.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:45 am ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.
He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.

Get off my bed!!!
Author:  billypootons [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
Someone asked Grote how big his dick was. Parkins apparently already answered that previously.

Someone tried to get a producer to answer who gave out the score hotline to the debt collectors
Author:  Franky T [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:42 pm ]
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:47 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.
Author:  pittmike [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.
Author:  End B&B Please [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:55 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.


It was a fifth! Grote and Parkins don't know what a fifth is.

The bit is already becoming old. How big is your dick? Gross. At least the prostitute one was in bounds. I'm guessing it'd be Rick camp or herb.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:03 pm ]
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I trust pittmike in all alcohol related matters.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:07 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.


He's lying. Any alcoholic worth their salt knows that's a pint.
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:09 pm ]
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Has anyone asked which on-air talent is most likely to use racial slurs casually?
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:17 pm ]
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End B&B Please wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.


It was a fifth! Grote and Parkins don't know what a fifth is.

The bit is already becoming old. How big is your dick? Gross. At least the prostitute one was in bounds. I'm guessing it'd be Rick camp or herb.



I should have clarified a "female prostitute" to DQ Leery and Goff
Author:  End B&B Please [ Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:19 pm ]
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
End B&B Please wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.


It was a fifth! Grote and Parkins don't know what a fifth is.

The bit is already becoming old. How big is your dick? Gross. At least the prostitute one was in bounds. I'm guessing it'd be Rick camp or herb.



I should have clarified a "female prostitute" to DQ Leery and Goff


:lol:
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