The picture on the podcast page makes Parkins look like he has a double-chin.



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he's ugly even by radio standards.

Pretty tough to pull off the skinny body, zero muscle, double chin look.

You know, I don't want to come off as a flaming burrito, but Mac has some pretty nice eyes.

too late!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Too late as a result of that post or too late even before I made that post?

Mac has the bleary, cataracts-faded eyes of a dog that's got maybe 1 good hunt left in him before the long crawl under the porch to perish. Parkins looks like he's trying to catch you smelling his rancid fart.

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He is one of those fat skinny guys.

At least he won't age poorly.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Parkins really got his money's worth at SportClips.

AKA, “The Peter Gammons”

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Wow.
Now that's a post.

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But not a tear fell, not even a long-drawn sigh, long, long I gazed into your deep blue eyes,
Then at the console partially reclining sat by your side leaning my double-chin in my hands,
Passing sweet hours, immortal and mystic hours with you dearest comrade—not a tear, not a word about Larry Nassar or Penn State.

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

That man needs a beard. Probably can't grow one though.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Parkins and Mac on the same exact thing non issue a few days ago

Parkins: "offensive"
Mac: "risque"

Mind that generational gap. These guys are a terrible pairing but somehow still worlds better than the two wads they replaced.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016

Parkins is probably hung like a mule.

And disgusting smoker`s yellowed teeth. Ew.

This was a pretty hilarious thread.

I imagine that Parkins is shaped like ET

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I've listened to this show a couple times recently. Mac sounds like he is reading transcripts from old MJH shows, only updating them to refer to current players and coaches. I don't think he's had a new thought in over a decade. That said, his wax museum radio theater still manages to be more palatable than Goff or Spiegel ever were.

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Horse Cock Parkins is the name. Not that many women got to see it.

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