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Author:  Drake LaRrieta [ Fri May 18, 2018 7:41 am ]
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The picture on the podcast page makes Parkins look like he has a double-chin.

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Author:  billypootons [ Fri May 18, 2018 7:43 am ]
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he's ugly even by radio standards.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:00 am ]
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Pretty tough to pull off the skinny body, zero muscle, double chin look.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:01 am ]
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You know, I don't want to come off as a flaming burrito, but Mac has some pretty nice eyes.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:04 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
You know, I don't want to come off as a flaming burrito, but Mac has some pretty nice eyes.



too late!

Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:22 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
You know, I don't want to come off as a flaming burrito, but Mac has some pretty nice eyes.



too late!



Too late as a result of that post or too late even before I made that post?

Author:  Dewskie [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:24 am ]
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Mac has the bleary, cataracts-faded eyes of a dog that's got maybe 1 good hunt left in him before the long crawl under the porch to perish. Parkins looks like he's trying to catch you smelling his rancid fart.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:27 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Pretty tough to pull off the skinny body, zero muscle, double chin look.


He is one of those fat skinny guys.

At least he won't age poorly.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri May 18, 2018 9:00 am ]
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Parkins really got his money's worth at SportClips.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri May 18, 2018 9:03 am ]
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AKA, “The Peter Gammons”

Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 18, 2018 2:20 pm ]
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Dewskie wrote:
Mac has the bleary, cataracts-faded eyes of a dog that's got maybe 1 good hunt left in him before the long crawl under the porch to perish. Parkins looks like he's trying to catch you smelling his rancid fart.

:lol:
Wow.
Now that's a post.

Author:  Rod [ Fri May 18, 2018 2:53 pm ]
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Drake LaRrieta wrote:
The picture on the podcast page makes Parkins look like he has a double-chin.

Image

https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/s3.w ... 304eb6c810


But not a tear fell, not even a long-drawn sigh, long, long I gazed into your deep blue eyes,
Then at the console partially reclining sat by your side leaning my double-chin in my hands,
Passing sweet hours, immortal and mystic hours with you dearest comrade—not a tear, not a word about Larry Nassar or Penn State.

Author:  MajorKong [ Fri May 18, 2018 4:02 pm ]
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That man needs a beard. Probably can't grow one though.

Author:  mrgoodkat [ Mon May 21, 2018 2:31 am ]
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Parkins and Mac on the same exact thing non issue a few days ago

Parkins: "offensive"
Mac: "risque"

Mind that generational gap. These guys are a terrible pairing but somehow still worlds better than the two wads they replaced.

Author:  Scooter [ Mon May 21, 2018 7:30 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Pretty tough to pull off the skinny body, zero muscle, double chin look.

Parkins is probably hung like a mule. :lol:

Author:  scoregirl [ Tue May 22, 2018 9:28 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
You know, I don't want to come off as a flaming burrito, but Mac has some pretty nice eyes.


And disgusting smoker`s yellowed teeth. Ew.

Author:  tommy [ Wed May 23, 2018 8:16 am ]
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This was a pretty hilarious thread.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed May 23, 2018 8:59 am ]
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I imagine that Parkins is shaped like ET

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Author:  Tall Midget [ Wed May 23, 2018 9:49 am ]
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I've listened to this show a couple times recently. Mac sounds like he is reading transcripts from old MJH shows, only updating them to refer to current players and coaches. I don't think he's had a new thought in over a decade. That said, his wax museum radio theater still manages to be more palatable than Goff or Spiegel ever were.

Author:  whiskey dick [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:25 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Pretty tough to pull off the skinny body, zero muscle, double chin look.

Parkins is probably hung like a mule. :lol:


Horse Cock Parkins is the name. Not that many women got to see it.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Wed May 23, 2018 2:48 pm ]
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Daily Double
Double Dribble
Double Barrel Hunahpu's

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