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Author: | Drake LaRrieta [ Fri May 18, 2018 7:41 am ] |
Post subject: | Parkins Double-Chin |
The picture on the podcast page makes Parkins look like he has a double-chin. https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/s3.w ... 304eb6c810 |
Author: | billypootons [ Fri May 18, 2018 7:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
he's ugly even by radio standards. |
Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:00 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Pretty tough to pull off the skinny body, zero muscle, double chin look. |
Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:01 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
You know, I don't want to come off as a flaming burrito, but Mac has some pretty nice eyes. |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:04 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Caller Bob wrote: You know, I don't want to come off as a flaming burrito, but Mac has some pretty nice eyes. too late! |
Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:22 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
jimmypasta wrote: Caller Bob wrote: You know, I don't want to come off as a flaming burrito, but Mac has some pretty nice eyes. too late! Too late as a result of that post or too late even before I made that post? |
Author: | Dewskie [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:24 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Mac has the bleary, cataracts-faded eyes of a dog that's got maybe 1 good hunt left in him before the long crawl under the porch to perish. Parkins looks like he's trying to catch you smelling his rancid fart. |
Author: | good dolphin [ Fri May 18, 2018 8:27 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Caller Bob wrote: Pretty tough to pull off the skinny body, zero muscle, double chin look. He is one of those fat skinny guys. At least he won't age poorly. |
Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri May 18, 2018 9:00 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Parkins really got his money's worth at SportClips. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri May 18, 2018 9:03 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
AKA, “The Peter Gammons” |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri May 18, 2018 2:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Dewskie wrote: Mac has the bleary, cataracts-faded eyes of a dog that's got maybe 1 good hunt left in him before the long crawl under the porch to perish. Parkins looks like he's trying to catch you smelling his rancid fart. Wow. Now that's a post. |
Author: | Rod [ Fri May 18, 2018 2:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Drake LaRrieta wrote: The picture on the podcast page makes Parkins look like he has a double-chin. https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/s3.w ... 304eb6c810 But not a tear fell, not even a long-drawn sigh, long, long I gazed into your deep blue eyes, Then at the console partially reclining sat by your side leaning my double-chin in my hands, Passing sweet hours, immortal and mystic hours with you dearest comrade—not a tear, not a word about Larry Nassar or Penn State. |
Author: | MajorKong [ Fri May 18, 2018 4:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
That man needs a beard. Probably can't grow one though. |
Author: | mrgoodkat [ Mon May 21, 2018 2:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Parkins and Mac on the same exact thing non issue a few days ago Parkins: "offensive" Mac: "risque" Mind that generational gap. These guys are a terrible pairing but somehow still worlds better than the two wads they replaced. |
Author: | Scooter [ Mon May 21, 2018 7:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Caller Bob wrote: Pretty tough to pull off the skinny body, zero muscle, double chin look. Parkins is probably hung like a mule. |
Author: | scoregirl [ Tue May 22, 2018 9:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Caller Bob wrote: You know, I don't want to come off as a flaming burrito, but Mac has some pretty nice eyes. And disgusting smoker`s yellowed teeth. Ew. |
Author: | tommy [ Wed May 23, 2018 8:16 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
This was a pretty hilarious thread. |
Author: | good dolphin [ Wed May 23, 2018 8:59 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
I imagine that Parkins is shaped like ET |
Author: | Tall Midget [ Wed May 23, 2018 9:49 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
I've listened to this show a couple times recently. Mac sounds like he is reading transcripts from old MJH shows, only updating them to refer to current players and coaches. I don't think he's had a new thought in over a decade. That said, his wax museum radio theater still manages to be more palatable than Goff or Spiegel ever were. |
Author: | whiskey dick [ Wed May 23, 2018 12:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
Scooter wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Pretty tough to pull off the skinny body, zero muscle, double chin look. Parkins is probably hung like a mule. Horse Cock Parkins is the name. Not that many women got to see it. |
Author: | Baby McNown [ Wed May 23, 2018 2:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Parkins Double-Chin |
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