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During transition McNeil asked Bernstein what he did for the 4th. Bernstein said "I did something I've never done before..." and I was desperately hoping someone would have said "Had fun?", but that didn't happen.

In the ensuing conversation Bernstein said he constantly fears being shot. As in someone walking up to him, randomly or otherwise, and shooting him.

You would have to listen to the entire conversation, but it was a great example of why he should worry about being shot...and most likely by someone he knows. You could sense the bewilderment and exasperation of everyone else in the room except for Connor, who was probably still preoccupied with trying to figure out how horses get to America from Ireland.


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No wonder he lives in a gated community, now the only question is when does he move to Highland Park

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During transition McNeil asked Bernstein what he did for the 4th. Bernstein said "I did something I've never done before..." and I was desperately hoping someone would have said "Had fun?", but that didn't happen.

In the ensuing conversation Bernstein said he constantly fears being shot. As in someone walking up to him, randomly or otherwise, and shooting him.

You would have to listen to the entire conversation, but it was a great example of why he should worry about being shot...and most likely by someone he knows. You could sense the bewilderment and exasperation of everyone else in the room except for Connor, who was probably still preoccupied with trying to figure out how horses get to America from Ireland.

:lol: :lol: The most CH thing ever said without it being CH.

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I'm glad someone is bringing attention to the threats that Radio-Americans face on a daily basis.

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During transition McNeil asked Bernstein what he did for the 4th. Bernstein said "I did something I've never done before..." and I was desperately hoping someone would have said "Had fun?", but that didn't happen.

In the ensuing conversation Bernstein said he constantly fears being shot. As in someone walking up to him, randomly or otherwise, and shooting him.

You would have to listen to the entire conversation, but it was a great example of why he should worry about being shot...and most likely by someone he knows. You could sense the bewilderment and exasperation of everyone else in the room except for Connor, who was probably still preoccupied with trying to figure out how horses get to America from Ireland.

:lol: :lol: The most CH thing ever said without it being CH.

:lol:

The following shows after that were awesome with how much ball busting there was.

They ride Air Horse One! :lol:

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McKnight didn't know how horses get to America?

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McKnight didn't know how horses get to America?

Through deserts, namelessly.

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Connor, who was probably still preoccupied with trying to figure out how horses get to America from Ireland.

wait, did this really happen and was it today? :lol:


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leashyourkids wrote:
McKnight didn't know how horses get to America?

Through deserts, namelessly.

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Dan really needs to get his kids out of high school and move down to north Miami Beach.

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Someone, and I know the someone is probably me, needs to do a supercut that goes back and forth between "INTELLIGENT SPORTS TALK FOR YOUR WORK DAY" and Connor McKnight mispronouncing large words or not knowing that watercraft exists.

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Curious Hair wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
McKnight didn't know how horses get to America?

Through deserts, namelessly.
:lol: This reads like a Jeopardy! question.

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Connor, who was probably still preoccupied with trying to figure out how horses get to America from Ireland.

wait, did this really happen and was it today? :lol:


It was May 4.

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What did Bernstein do that he had never done before?


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Went out on a boat for a party. Had only been on them fishing, cruising, or water taxiiing.


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Went out on a boat for a party. Had only been on them fishing, cruising, or water taxiiing.


What a great anecdote.

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Went out on a boat for a party. Had only been on them fishing, cruising, or water taxiiing.


What a great anecdote.

Yup.

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Someone, and I know the someone is probably me, needs to do a supercut that goes back and forth between "INTELLIGENT SPORTS TALK FOR YOUR WORK DAY" and Connor McKnight mispronouncing large words or not knowing that watercraft exists.

fortunately there's a large library of hot bernstein and mcknight clips on youtube at your disposal.

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I can't relate to a fear of getting a cap in my ass but I definitely agree with Bernstein and McNeil that fishing is not relaxing. When I go away on a bass fishing trip it is nonstop work. I am not complaining since I love it and it's one of my true passions but people often think you're just sitting there, watching a bobber, having a cold one, and relaxing. We're waking up at 4 AM, being on the water for 8 hours, enduring the weather, casting nonstop- it's a grind and you're wore out at the end of the day. A lot of times I go away for the weekend and am exhausted at work on Monday.

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I can't relate to a fear of getting a cap in my ass but I definitely agree with Bernstein and McNeil that fishing is not relaxing. When I go away on a bass fishing trip it is nonstop work. I am not complaining since I love it and it's one of my true passions but people often think you're just sitting there, watching a bobber, having a cold one, and relaxing. We're waking up at 4 AM, being on the water for 8 hours, enduring the weather, casting nonstop- it's a grind and you're wore out at the end of the day. A lot of times I go away for the weekend and am exhausted at work on Monday.

That’s a bad way to fish. Better way is to relax, get drunk, and not give a shit if you catch something.

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I can't relate to a fear of getting a cap in my ass but I definitely agree with Bernstein and McNeil that fishing is not relaxing. When I go away on a bass fishing trip it is nonstop work. I am not complaining since I love it and it's one of my true passions but people often think you're just sitting there, watching a bobber, having a cold one, and relaxing. We're waking up at 4 AM, being on the water for 8 hours, enduring the weather, casting nonstop- it's a grind and you're wore out at the end of the day. A lot of times I go away for the weekend and am exhausted at work on Monday.

That’s a bad way to fish. Better way is to relax, get drunk, and not give a shit if you catch something.

The same general concept applies to golf.

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I can't relate to a fear of getting a cap in my ass but I definitely agree with Bernstein and McNeil that fishing is not relaxing. When I go away on a bass fishing trip it is nonstop work. I am not complaining since I love it and it's one of my true passions but people often think you're just sitting there, watching a bobber, having a cold one, and relaxing. We're waking up at 4 AM, being on the water for 8 hours, enduring the weather, casting nonstop- it's a grind and you're wore out at the end of the day. A lot of times I go away for the weekend and am exhausted at work on Monday.

That’s a bad way to fish. Better way is to relax, get drunk, and not give a shit if you catch something.

The same general concept applies to golf.

Why would anyone catch a fish while golfing?

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Tad Queasy wrote:
During transition McNeil asked Bernstein what he did for the 4th. Bernstein said "I did something I've never done before..." and I was desperately hoping someone would have said "Had fun?", but that didn't happen.

In the ensuing conversation Bernstein said he constantly fears being shot. As in someone walking up to him, randomly or otherwise, and shooting him.

You would have to listen to the entire conversation, but it was a great example of why he should worry about being shot...and most likely by someone he knows. You could sense the bewilderment and exasperation of everyone else in the room except for Connor, who was probably still preoccupied with trying to figure out how horses get to America from Ireland.



What an odd thing to fear, now all those "the fbi has been alerted" announcements make a lil more sense.

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Maybe if he weren't such a dick he wouldn't worry about it. I'd love it if somebody met him on the street with a bang gun.


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