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 Post subject: Parkins Is A Freak
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:07 pm 
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Said today during can’t do it that during his trip to Amsterdam he and his wife had already planned going to the red light district and seeing a live sex show. Also they had frequented strip clubs together in the past

McNeil told him he was aroused

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Said today during can’t do it that during his trip to Amsterdam he and his wife had already planned going to the red light district and seeing a live sex show. Also they had frequented strip clubs together in the past

McNeil told him he was aroused


He also said "Can't do it" when a caller asked if his wife smoked weed. Which obviously means that she does. Because you just say "no" if she doesn't.

Parkins is a guy that spends a lot of money. He lives it up. He's always talking about weekend trips, golfing and going to nice restaurants. He recently did an Italy trip and now he's going to Amsterdam. Not to mention his weed, booze and gambling habits. This Parkins spends money like a mother fucker. He doesn't have any kids and says his wife has a good job. So good for him I guess. But he doesn't seem like a guy that saves money.

But, like Bernstein, Parkins has a big trust fund waiting for him. And he factors that into his lifestyle knowing he has that cushion. That's pretty clear to me.


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McNeil told him he was aroused


Mac chubbed up, or was he announcing Parkins’ boner?

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 Post subject: Re: Parkins Is A Freak
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I went to the 'dam as in my early 20s. The red light district was kind of a secondary or tertiary attraction. I never once considered hoping into a strip club let alone plan in advance to see a live sex show.

What is the next trip for the Parkins'? Maybe head out to Tijuana and see a donkey show or maybe a screening of a cartel produced snuff film?

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I went to the 'dam as in my early 20s. The red light district was kind of a secondary or tertiary attraction. I never once considered hoping into a strip club let alone plan in advance to see a live sex show.

What is the next trip for the Parkins'? Maybe head out to Tijuana and see a donkey show or maybe a screening of a cartel produced snuff film?


His father in law must be proud.

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I went to the 'dam as in my early 20s. The red light district was kind of a secondary or tertiary attraction. I never once considered hoping into a strip club let alone plan in advance to see a live sex show.

What is the next trip for the Parkins'? Maybe head out to Tijuana and see a donkey show or maybe a screening of a cartel produced snuff film?

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Said today during can’t do it that during his trip to Amsterdam he and his wife had already planned going to the red light district and seeing a live sex show. Also they had frequented strip clubs together in the past
Just because he said it, doesn't make it true.

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good dolphin wrote:
Said today during can’t do it that during his trip to Amsterdam he and his wife had already planned going to the red light district and seeing a live sex show. Also they had frequented strip clubs together in the past
Just because he said it, doesn't make it true.


but that is an admission against interest

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I went to the 'dam as in my early 20s. The red light district was kind of a secondary or tertiary attraction. I never once considered hoping into a strip club let alone plan in advance to see a live sex show.

What is the next trip for the Parkins'? Maybe head out to Tijuana and see a donkey show or maybe a screening of a cartel produced snuff film?


Snuff film=White Sox Highlights

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His father in law must be proud.


They hitting up Candyclub or Sameplace?

Amsterdam sounds like one of the most depressing places on earth.


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Spaulding wrote:
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His father in law must be proud.


They hitting up Candyclub or Sameplace?

Amsterdam sounds like one of the most depressing places on earth.


All the vice is really only for the tourists, like Navy Pier here. You find mobs of british men at bachelor parties roaming the red light district as the trip is short and inexpensive.

It seemed to me the residents avoid it and live a very happy existence.

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good dolphin wrote:
I went to the 'dam as in my early 20s. The red light district was kind of a secondary or tertiary attraction. I never once considered hoping into a strip club let alone plan in advance to see a live sex show.

What is the next trip for the Parkins'? Maybe head out to Tijuana and see a donkey show or maybe a screening of a cartel produced snuff film?

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I meant this as a joke but after listening to the segment, come on man. He specifically said him and the wife would visit it, see a live free show if available, spend no money on any services, and generally be tourists.

Don’t fake news us bro.

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Amsterdam sounds like one of the most depressing places on earth.


It’s quite the opposite!


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Amsterdam is kinda cool with the canals, architecture and geography but ultimately its pretty shit. If sex tourism is your thing then you should be going to Berlin, Frankfurt and Hamburg--with Berlin and Hamburg having the advantage of being way more interesting and cool overall than the glorified hens/stags party destination that is Amsterdam (as for Frankfurt...well).


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It's hard to believe this guy is a freak,ain't it?


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Amsterdam is kinda cool with the canals, architecture and geography but ultimately its pretty shit. If sex tourism is your thing then you should be going to Berlin, Frankfurt and Hamburg--with Berlin and Hamburg having the advantage of being way more interesting and cool overall than the glorified hens/stags party destination that is Amsterdam (as for Frankfurt...well).

Frankfort is Europe's Charlotte: fine if you live there, a business magnet for a couple of sectors, but totally useless for a tourist except for changing planes or trains.

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America with sex tourism advice. :shock: :shock: :shock:

And some of you gave me crap for simply telling HawaiiYou where I thought the women were fine as hell. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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good dolphin wrote:
I went to the 'dam as in my early 20s. The red light district was kind of a secondary or tertiary attraction. I never once considered hoping into a strip club let alone plan in advance to see a live sex show.

What is the next trip for the Parkins'? Maybe head out to Tijuana and see a donkey show or maybe a screening of a cartel produced snuff film?

prude dolphin

I meant this as a joke but after listening to the segment, come on man. He specifically said him and the wife would visit it, see a live free show if available, spend no money on any services, and generally be tourists.

Don’t fake news us bro.


You just repeated everything I said. No fake news.

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