Parkins: Hey guys, I like sex. I mean I really like to fuck. There is nothing better than turning the wife around and banging her in the ass. But the problem is once you do it once, you gotta wait an hour to do it again. Not anymore. Get this drug called Blue chew and you can bang the wife in the ass 10 times in an hour. Trust me, I've done it. Right, honey?

Parkins wife:

Parkins: Atta girl. She's shy, guys. But not when it comes to being banged in the ass. She loves it. Anyway, if you have stress in life and can't bang the wife like a rabbit, this solves that shit. Look, we all have problems in life that effect us in the bedroom. Stress at work. Mortgage payments. The bookie threatening to kill you cuz you haven't paid your gambling debt. It's because of all this shit that we can't bang our wives in the ass 10 times in an hour. Get this fuckin drug and you can do it. I'm Danny Parkins and I like sex.

I can’t believe they let him say all that on the radio.

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I wonder if Parkins listens to rap or hip-hop to get in the mood

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That made me laugh.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

The opening scene from office space is Parkins, turning down the rap n locking his door.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Beardown, you didn't bold the last "Parkins".

Completely ruined it.

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That might be by design. Beardown is nothing if not nuanced

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

You're right. I fixed it.

I feel like this might have been paraphrased?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yeah. But I guarantee you the way I wrote the commercial would sell more of this pill.

IIR pictures of his wife...not sure if a blue pill or turning her around would help

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

after listening to Mac's enthusiasm for porn and Parkin's several references to his kinky side, I'd wear a hazmat suit if I were the person to take the studio after them

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You think they are fucking?

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beardown actually wrote the commercial; they just had to re-write it. to be more radio friendly, and not in crayon. or blood.

each other? No

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Also, consider that Les is in that studio for about 20 hours a week. Quite the Petri dish at 670.

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Mac was giving him the business about it this afternoon -- more or less says the commercials are cringey. Especially when he talks about being in a long term relationship and implying you need the Chew to get back in action because otherwise you are bored.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas