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Author:  Beardown [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:37 am ]
Post subject:  Parkins commercial
Parkins: Hey guys, I like sex. I mean I really like to fuck. There is nothing better than turning the wife around and banging her in the ass. But the problem is once you do it once, you gotta wait an hour to do it again. Not anymore. Get this drug called Blue chew and you can bang the wife in the ass 10 times in an hour. Trust me, I've done it. Right, honey?

Parkins wife: :oops:

Parkins: Atta girl. She's shy, guys. But not when it comes to being banged in the ass. She loves it. Anyway, if you have stress in life and can't bang the wife like a rabbit, this solves that shit. Look, we all have problems in life that effect us in the bedroom. Stress at work. Mortgage payments. The bookie threatening to kill you cuz you haven't paid your gambling debt. It's because of all this shit that we can't bang our wives in the ass 10 times in an hour. Get this fuckin drug and you can do it. I'm Danny Parkins and I like sex.
Author:  Jbi11s [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:39 am ]
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I can’t believe they let him say all that on the radio.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:42 am ]
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I wonder if Parkins listens to rap or hip-hop to get in the mood
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:45 am ]
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That made me laugh.
Author:  312player [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:47 am ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
I wonder if Parkins listens to rap or hip-hop to get in the mood



The opening scene from office space is Parkins, turning down the rap n locking his door.
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:15 am ]
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Image
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:02 pm ]
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Beardown, you didn't bold the last "Parkins".

Completely ruined it.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:05 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Beardown, you didn't bold the last "Parkins".

Completely ruined it.


That might be by design. Beardown is nothing if not nuanced
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Parkins commercial
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Beardown, you didn't bold the last "Parkins".

Completely ruined it.


You're right. I fixed it.
Author:  Darkside [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Parkins commercial
I feel like this might have been paraphrased?
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:55 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
I feel like this might have been paraphrased?


Yeah. But I guarantee you the way I wrote the commercial would sell more of this pill.
Author:  SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 2:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Parkins commercial
IIR pictures of his wife...not sure if a blue pill or turning her around would help :(
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:56 am ]
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after listening to Mac's enthusiasm for porn and Parkin's several references to his kinky side, I'd wear a hazmat suit if I were the person to take the studio after them
Author:  Jbi11s [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Parkins commercial
good dolphin wrote:
after listening to Mac's enthusiasm for porn and Parkin's several references to his kinky side, I'd wear a hazmat suit if I were the person to take the studio after them

You think they are fucking?
Author:  W_Z [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:01 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
I feel like this might have been paraphrased?


beardown actually wrote the commercial; they just had to re-write it. to be more radio friendly, and not in crayon. or blood.
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Parkins commercial
Jbi11s wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
after listening to Mac's enthusiasm for porn and Parkin's several references to his kinky side, I'd wear a hazmat suit if I were the person to take the studio after them

You think they are fucking?


each other? No
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:03 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
after listening to Mac's enthusiasm for porn and Parkin's several references to his kinky side, I'd wear a hazmat suit if I were the person to take the studio after them
:lol:

Also, consider that Les is in that studio for about 20 hours a week. Quite the Petri dish at 670.
Author:  newper [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:34 pm ]
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Mac was giving him the business about it this afternoon -- more or less says the commercials are cringey. Especially when he talks about being in a long term relationship and implying you need the Chew to get back in action because otherwise you are bored.
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