Beardown wrote:
We'll just incorporate the kid into our lives"
Looking forward to listening to his brat screaming in Hopleaf someday soon!
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Due in March. Congrats. But the way he was talking about it, he's clearly doing it cuz the wife wants one. He'd rather not do the "Kid thing". He would rather be the life long frat boy. When he said "We'll just incorporate the kid into our lives" was all I needed to hear to determine it's just for the wife. |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Congrats on the sex parko |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
billypootons wrote: Congrats on the sex parko Danny: Boy, do I like sex. Do you like sex? If so, get blue chew so you can bang like a mother fucker. I'm sure as hell gonna need it now to get it up when I bang my pregnant wife. |
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| Author: | Crick Ramp [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Beardown wrote: Due in March. Congrats. But the way he was talking about it, he's clearly doing it cuz the wife wants one. He'd rather not do the "Kid thing". He would rather be the life long frat boy. When he said "We'll just incorporate the kid into our lives" was all I needed to hear to determine it's just for the wife. Yeah I chuckled pretty good when someone asked if he thought he was ready and he said “yeah I don’t anticipate much changing” and sounded as if he genuinely believed that. A very Danny Parkins response |
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| Author: | Rod [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Beardown wrote: We'll just incorporate the kid into our lives" Looking forward to listening to his brat screaming in Hopleaf someday soon!
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 2:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
"Hey fellas, Danny Parkins here with some big newsh. RU-486 is now generic and available over the internet, and if you wanna keep chewin' it and doin' it, you'd better make sure she's crushin' it and flushin' it." |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 2:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Curious Hair wrote: "Hey fellas, Danny Parkins here with some big newsh. RU-486 is now generic and available over the internet, and if you wanna keep chewin' it and doin' it, you'd better make sure she's crushin' it and flushin' it." Harsh, but fair. |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
 
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| Author: | FrankDrebin [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Congrats! |
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| Author: | schmitty1121 [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Considering the looks of his parent's, the baby will probably be unfortunate looking. |
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| Author: | Crick Ramp [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
schmitty1121 wrote: Considering the looks of his parent's, the baby will probably be unfortunate looking. Your sig is hilarious |
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| Author: | vitoscotti [ Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Why is a guy in his 20s doing ads for ED pills. I know he has health issues. |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Parkins is going to love being a stoner dad. he'll tell everyone. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
The kid is going to need major therapy at some point in his life. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Is he sure it's his. The swinger lifestyle can be complicated |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Beardown wrote: billypootons wrote: Congrats on the sex parko Danny: Boy, do I like sex. Do you like sex? If so, get blue chew so you can bang like a mother fucker. I'm sure as hell gonna need it now to get it up when I bang my pregnant wife. Geesh Zawaski is pitching this on his podcast. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
good dolphin wrote: Is he sure it's his. The swinger lifestyle can be complicated I don't think he really cares. She wanted one. That's all that matters. He agreed to it pre marriage. I think Danny would have a shocked look on his face if the baby was black. But Danny will still raise him. It will be awkward to explain to family and friends, however. Parkins is a smooth talker. He'll be able to convince everybody that it must have been 3 or 4 generations ago where somebody in his family banged a black. Thus his black son. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Beardown wrote: Parkins is a smooth talker. He'll be able to convince everybody that it must have been 3 or 4 generations ago where somebody in his family banged a black. Thus his black son. But why is that baby always laughing and pounding the table? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Curious Hair wrote: Beardown wrote: Parkins is a smooth talker. He'll be able to convince everybody that it must have been 3 or 4 generations ago where somebody in his family banged a black. Thus his black son. But why is that baby always laughing and pounding the table? Goff:  Danny: Son of a b.itch!!!! Danny's wife: 
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| Author: | McDude [ Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Beardown wrote: billypootons wrote: Congrats on the sex parko Danny: Boy, do I like sex. Do you like sex? If so, get blue chew so you can bang like a mother fucker. I'm sure as hell gonna need it now to get it up when I bang my pregnant wife. Yeah. Biggest turn off in my life. He'll definitely need those |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
I've heard that sex is fine while pregnant. But it seems kind of weird to me. You're shoving your dick at your baby. In the 3rd trimester I would think the wife would have no interest in this. Nor would the husband for that matter. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Beardown wrote: I've heard that sex is fine while pregnant. But it seems kind of weird to me. You're shoving your dick at your baby. https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/ |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Danny Parkins having a baby boy |
Beardown wrote: I've heard that sex is fine while pregnant. But it seems kind of weird to me. You're shoving your dick at your baby. In the 3rd trimester I would think the wife would have no interest in this. Nor would the husband for that matter. Kids are stored in your balls. How weird is that? |
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