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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Push Gifts |
Have you ever given your wife/significant other one? This was a thing today and Parkins wanted to stiff his wife. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Nope. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Was this about giving your wife a gift while she's pregnant? I had never heard of it and they were already discussing it when I turned in. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Peoria Matt wrote: Was this about giving your wife a gift while she's pregnant? I had never heard of it and they were already discussing it when I turned in. Yes. It's the gift after she has the baby. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
The gift is she doesn’t have to have sex with him for a good 8-12 weeks |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Hatchetman wrote: The gift is she doesn’t have to have sex with him for a good 8-12 weeks Does the man get a push gift? His pushing led to the baby. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
I bought a pendant off ebay for $14.95 and a ring off ebay for $25 when my kids were born. Both pieces contain their gemstones. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Thankfully this wasn't a thing until well after my sons were born. Being a foot servant with deep pockets for a month or two plus in each instance seemed thankful and gracious enough. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
I once got my hooker a gift for the abortion. Same thing, right? |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Beardown wrote: I once got my hooker a gift for the abortion. Same thing, right? You're doing it wrong |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Nas wrote: Beardown wrote: I once got my hooker a gift for the abortion. Same thing, right? You're doing it wrong Condom broke. At least I didn't get AIDS. I considered it a win. |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Nas wrote: Have you ever given your wife/significant other one? This was a thing today and Parkins wanted to stiff his wife. Guy is acting like such a dipshit about pregnancy having a kid... I almost believe it's just a bit. But it's the same guy who gave promotional gift cards as a wedding gift... |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Nas wrote: Hatchetman wrote: The gift is she doesn’t have to have sex with him for a good 8-12 weeks Does the man get a push gift? His pushing led to the baby. She still has an in tact mouth...start sucking. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
billypootons wrote: Nas wrote: Have you ever given your wife/significant other one? This was a thing today and Parkins wanted to stiff his wife. Guy is acting like such a dipshit about pregnancy having a kid... I almost believe it's just a bit. But it's the same guy who gave promotional gift cards as a wedding gift... He did radio promos for a jewelry store for her engagement ring. He's a different type of dude. It comes off like he doesn't love his wife or he's selfish. If he were struggling financially then I would understand it. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Mr. Reason wrote: Nas wrote: Hatchetman wrote: The gift is she doesn’t have to have sex with him for a good 8-12 weeks Does the man get a push gift? His pushing led to the baby. She still has an in tact mouth...start sucking. I'll give you credit for admitting that. I got squirrelly around week 5-6. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Regular Reader wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Nas wrote: Hatchetman wrote: The gift is she doesn’t have to have sex with him for a good 8-12 weeks Does the man get a push gift? His pushing led to the baby. She still has an in tact mouth...start sucking. I'll give you credit for admitting that. I got squirrelly around week 5-6. My wife was a real sport. That’s probably why we’re still married. 
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| Author: | Heisenberg [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 12:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Parkins was talking about getting her a $5,000 ring. I almost called in to tell him they’d both be happier in the long run if they put that in a 529 the day the kids born. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
I don't think you people fully understand what it's like to host a person in your body and live with some of the aftermath. It's difficult under the best of circumstances. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
It's not like she won't push if you give her nothing. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Get her a peleton. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
I've had a few less-than-ideal missions on the can after which I definitely deserved a push gift. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Get her a peleton. 
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
These are ridiculous creations of this generation in the same vein as gender reveal parties. Every moment and memory needs an expensive ceremony in order to highlight just how special it is to the world. Take a picture or video rather than experience an event. GTFO with that. Our narcissism has been unleashed like at no other time in human history. Notice, these things never are a demand on the woman, always on the man. Equality (sometimes)! |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Don Tiny wrote: I've had a few less-than-ideal missions on the can after which I definitely deserved a push gift. Always treat yourself to something nice. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
GoldenJet wrote: Don Tiny wrote: I've had a few less-than-ideal missions on the can after which I definitely deserved a push gift. Always treat yourself to something nice. It used to be a couple of coffin nails. Now it's just a softly spoken C3P0-like 'thank the maker' and then I just let myself pass out onto the cool, refreshing linoleum. Ah, life is good. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
We had newborn pictures taken in the hospital, and I got a nice 5x7 frame and put one of her favorite pics of the little guy in it. She was pretty adamant about no gift, and I probably would have done something anyway. This was simple yet meaningful. Spending more than $40 or $50 on one of these things is kinda silly. Expenses go up drastically with a baby around, and that money would be better served being used in a thousand other ways. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Spaulding wrote: I don't think you people fully understand what it's like to host a person in your body and live with some of the aftermath. It's difficult under the best of circumstances. and the demands on the father over the following 50 or so years are so great that it will result in an earlier death than the mother |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
good dolphin wrote: and the demands on the father over the following 50 or so years are so great that it will result in an earlier death than the mother Cry about it. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
Beardown wrote: I once got my hooker a gift for the abortion. Same thing, right? You gave us all a gift by not procreating. I PUSHED...TFB on this talk yesterday. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Push Gifts |
good dolphin wrote: Spaulding wrote: I don't think you people fully understand what it's like to host a person in your body and live with some of the aftermath. It's difficult under the best of circumstances. and the demands on the father over the following 50 or so years are so great that it will result in an earlier death than the mother No group of people are more underappreciated. Father's are just expected to give. |
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