in the continuing saga of Score hosts outrageous claims of physical dimensions:

The other day, during the combine, one player came in at 5'10" 185. Sir compared himself to the person because those are his dimensions. I'm calling bs on both, especially the 185. I'd be shocked if he isn't 2 bills.

We are going to need another board outing at a remote so that someone can size Sir up on height. He appears almost dwarfish, but that may be because he is stocky. I would have put him at Bernstein's claimed height.

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Unless Leery is a literal sack of fluff, he’s an easy 215, likely higher.

The livestreams do these guys no favors. He resembles an overstuffed sausage and he can’t hide behind 20yr old promo pictures with the constant video.

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Larry did an appearance at a bar I was at years ago. He is not 5'10. Maybe 5'8 at best.

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Yeah no way he is even close to either of those.

5'8 200+

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Unless you are really short there’s no way you’re under 200 lbs carrying around a spare tire like Larry does.

My real question is how much is post-Ozempic Speigel? I think he’s starting to put some back on.

Skin flaps alone he’s probably still way over 250.

I’ll say 300 charitably because it looked like his weight loss was mostly a head & chest phenomenon. Ironically, he ended up actually resembling grimace, as the prophecy foretold.

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Just watched some recent YouTube videos of him. Larry is at least 220.

Great exaggeration today. Yup.

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You think he was over four hundo? Idk, I can’t really fathom those weights. For reference Stavros Halkias weighs about 330lbs, Idk if Speigel was even seventy lbs heavier than that.

250 is a good guess.

Stavros is a midget. 330lbs at his height should be a quick grabber.

Spiegel looked to me a lot, lot wider on a taller frame.

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as an aside, I absolutely love these discussions on here

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no way Larry is 300lbs.

220-230 is what he is.

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Many have to have surgery after massive weight loss for the skin. Saw a lady on a cruise couple years ago that went through it. Really worked well but her stitches made her look like she was eaten by a shark. Bite.

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Spiegel was (and frankly still is) blob mode whereas Stavros has the rotund protrusion proto-rockgut forming. The height is a good point, but I just don’t see one being like 25% heavier than the other. Maybe I’m wrong though.

I don’t think Larry is over 225 lbs if he’s really 5’8. If he’s 5’10? OK maybe I could see it.

One of my favorite Cum Town moments was when Nick started telling Stav he was getting fatter and fatter and was going to die of a heart attack and Stav blamed his weight gain on "getting in a fight with his dad" and then walked away.

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Who pegged him at 300?

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My apologizes I misread your comments Mr. Antioch. Said post was about Meat and not Larry

I do appreciate your willingness to want to peg Larry tho.

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I got him around 215 but it depends on the composition of that 215.

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I don’t know why you lie about your weight when it’s clear it’s a lie. But that’s Larry.

Spiegel should have called bullahit on him right away. But you can’t do that with Larry. Sensitive and would think your a racist. Spiegel knows that.

Spiegel:185? Really?

Larry: ya know what, this is why I told Mitch this wouldn’t work. This is a hy I wanted Goff.

a hawaiiyou?

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From two months ago
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8t2QJ8qh5bI

I am 5' 8" and currently sitting 200-205 lbs. I can assure you Larry is in the 220 lb range

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