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she looks like my mom. NO!

doug - evergreen park wrote:

she looks like my mom. NO!

Doug, we've never met, and I hestitate making this joke, but when life sets you for a spike, you have to take advantage of it. Without further ado...
Is your mom single???

I'd probably play it a little safe and have her bite a pillow so I wouldn't have to look at her crow's feet as she screamed in ecstasy...

that's disgusting...spmack would not.

OK, maybe I was basing my 'tappin the 60 year old' from this picture of two years ago.

She's aged gracefully imho. Not tons of plastic surgery - and still recognizable.

I'd probably play it a little safe and have her bite a pillow so I wouldn't have to look at her crow's feet as she screamed in ecstasy...

I'd go as far as a little peck on the cheek...that is all.

In my best Hawk voice - No.

Wasn't attracted to her when she was younger either.

Suzanne Somers - I'd still hit it.

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

I'd go as far as a little peck on the cheek...that is all.

Which cheek, Eaglo?

For those of you who still want a piece of Joyce DeWitt, you may have to get past ol' Sal Tessio first.

Some little-known Joyce DeWitt trivia:
"While attending UCLA, she worked part-time as a house painter and once was hired to paint the actor Abe Vigoda's garage doors. This painting job spawned a friendship between DeWitt and Vigoda which still endures."

and once was hired to paint the actor Abe Vigoda's garage doors.

Author:	walkrman5 [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:10 pm ]
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Mac mention Joyce Dewitt a couple of time recently in relation to Ball State Alumni. I wish I knew how to post pictures....but her mugshot (DUI) is up at http://www.tmz.com/. Pretty scary-funny

Author:	Darkside [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:11 pm ]
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Wow.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:14 pm ]
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Celebrity DUI of the week

Author:	DegenerateDave [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:19 pm ]
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Yikes - looks like Old Age "Came and knocked at her door".

Author:	THE WIND SOCK [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:41 pm ]
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She was riding around with a pantless Mr. Roper I understand?

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Author:	Phil McCracken [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:14 pm ]
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The years have been kind she is really holding up well.

Author:	Beef Rockmore [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:05 pm ]
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For 60 she ain't half bad looking. Apparently they took her mugshot DURING the cavity search.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:08 pm ]
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Bottom Line: DOABLE or Not? I vote YES

Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:10 pm ]
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that's disgusting...spmack would not.

Author:	Beef Rockmore [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:49 pm ]
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OK, maybe I was basing my 'tappin the 60 year old' from this picture of two years ago. She's aged gracefully imho. Not tons of plastic surgery - and still recognizable. I'd probably play it a little safe and have her bite a pillow so I wouldn't have to look at her crow's feet as she screamed in ecstasy...

Author:	Ed_from_Lisle [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:38 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: she looks like my mom. NO! Doug, we've never met, and I hestitate making this joke, but when life sets you for a spike, you have to take advantage of it. Without further ado... Is your mom single???

Author:	SteveSarley [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:42 pm ]
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: she looks like my mom. NO! Doug, we've never met, and I hestitate making this joke, but when life sets you for a spike, you have to take advantage of it. Without further ado... Is your mom single??? Wow! Ed from Lisle is a man of morals. I'd like to see the results of a "hit it or not" poll on that one!

Author:	SHARK [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:28 pm ]
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Any idea what Joyce DeWitt has done since she and the late John Ritter were on "Three's Company"? I know the sitcom had a very long shelf life when ABC first aired it between 1977-1984, and the reruns are on TV Land, DIRECTV 304, all the time. Before I move on, moment of silence please for John Ritter, a.k.a. "Jack Tripper"...Thank you.

Author:	newper [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:32 pm ]
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Beef Rockmore wrote: I'd probably play it a little safe and have her bite a pillow so I wouldn't have to look at her crow's feet as she screamed in ecstasy... What, you think Joyce is gonna be psyched that you brought spermicidal lube? "Oh, Rockmore! Thank you so much for bringing that bottle of lube for my pussy! I could never handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!" This girl is 60 years old. She ain't a dried up old lady, man. She's good to go!

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Author:	C_Howitt_Fealz [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:49 pm ]
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Author:	spmack [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:52 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: that's disgusting...spmack would not. Hmm....I'm thinking....

Author:	jimmypasta [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:36 pm ]
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Beef Rockmore wrote: OK, maybe I was basing my 'tappin the 60 year old' from this picture of two years ago. She's aged gracefully imho. Not tons of plastic surgery - and still recognizable. I'd probably play it a little safe and have her bite a pillow so I wouldn't have to look at her crow's feet as she screamed in ecstasy... You would be lucky she does not sing while your taking her from behind: "Come knock on my door...3 inches is company,too...(I guess)"

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:55 am ]
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I'd go as far as a little peck on the cheek...that is all.

Author:	Ed_from_Lisle [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:48 am ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: I'd go as far as a little peck on the cheek...that is all. Which cheek, Eaglo?

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:09 am ]
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I'd rather hit John Ritter now ... it would be less embarrassing afterwards ... yeeeesh.

Author:	DegenerateDave [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:41 am ]
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In my best Hawk voice - No. Wasn't attracted to her when she was younger either. Suzanne Somers - I'd still hit it.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:24 am ]
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DegenerateDave wrote: In my best Hawk voice - No. Wasn't attracted to her when she was younger either. Suzanne Somers - I'd still hit it. In my best Hawk voice - Yes!

Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:32 am ]
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sorry Ed. Dad is still around...

Author:	Phil McCracken [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:40 am ]
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Shes had quite a bit of work done.....but yeahhhhhh I probably would

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:38 pm ]
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: I'd go as far as a little peck on the cheek...that is all. Which cheek, Eaglo? Either or Hell yeah on Suzanne Somers. She doesn't even look like she's had work done.

Author:	Pappy's Crappy [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:36 pm ]
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For those of you who still want a piece of Joyce DeWitt, you may have to get past ol' Sal Tessio first. Some little-known Joyce DeWitt trivia: "While attending UCLA, she worked part-time as a house painter and once was hired to paint the actor Abe Vigoda's garage doors. This painting job spawned a friendship between DeWitt and Vigoda which still endures."

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:29 pm ]
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Pappy's Crappy wrote: For those of you who still want a piece of Joyce DeWitt, you may have to get past ol' Sal Tessio first. Some little-known Joyce DeWitt trivia: "While attending UCLA, she worked part-time as a house painter and once was hired to paint the actor Abe Vigoda's garage doors. This painting job spawned a friendship between DeWitt and Vigoda which still endures." This is your best post ever, Pappy Crappy!!! I'd hire her to paint my garage doors...when I get a garage.

Author:	24_Guy [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:35 pm ]
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Quote: and once was hired to paint the actor Abe Vigoda's garage doors. Is that what they called it back then? Weird! I can totally hear in my head, Janet overhearing Chrissy offering to paint Jack's garage doors, leading to confusion and hilarity.