It's gonna be a brutally slow week in sports. So I think we should come up with a Mackey Journal - you know, what he's doin' up in the great white north.
...of course, that's if he made it through Wisconsin without getting thrown in the slammer for speeding, or playing his 8-tracks of 70s music too loud.
Here's a picture of his cottage bunkmate getting ready to mount a moose:
