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Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Silly Cubs fans--You throw D batteries, not beer

if you want to disrupt the opposing team's fielders, hurl batteries--D's are more fun, AA's are easier to sneak in (in a camera or portable audio device).

And if you're somewhat surreptitious about it, you won't get caught.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Silly Cubs fans--You throw D batteries, not beer

wrong section...

and also bad.

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:43 pm ]
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Old Tiger Stadium, home opener 1995, Kenny Lofton playing Centerfield for the Indians got hit by so many batteries and other projectiles that by the 7th inning, he was so shallow in center that the meatheads with batteries left to throw had to stand-up and heave them like footballs--small, dark, knuckling wounded ducks landing around Lofton's feet and making him finally give it up and retreat to the dugout for the remainder of the game. Good times, good times.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:09 pm ]
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We got your point the first time around, numbnuts.

Go back to DB's post and re-read.

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:17 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
We got your point the first time around, numbnuts.
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calling random people names on the internet, your mother must be very proud.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:18 pm ]
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This is the worst idea for a Thread...EVER!
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Author:  RFDC [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:33 pm ]
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Winnie the Pooh? Really? Pooh?

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:15 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Winnie the Pooh? Really? Pooh?

I was thinking of Matt in the Crown's old avatar- "Cooking with Pooh (yeah, that's the ticket :wink: )

Author:  Frontman [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:55 pm ]
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NearWessSideHussra spotted near WSCR studios.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:56 pm ]
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I thought that was George Ofman at first. :lol:

Author:  Frontman [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:57 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I thought that was George Ofman at first. :lol:


:lol: Multiple use photos come in handy.

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:09 pm ]
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Frontman wrote:
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If you say so....

Author:  Frontman [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:14 pm ]
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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Frontman wrote:
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If you say so....


That's the best comeback you can think of? Where did you learn that knee-jerk come back, 4th grade? This is CSFMB, not the playground out behind the school. If you want to talk smack, bring the A material. Look, I'm not saying you have to go off on a great diatribe, but at least put a little sizzle with the steak. Coming in here, dropping the "If you say so..." is just a cut above "I know what you are, but what am I?" and a step below, "Yo mama."

If you want people to take you seriously, break out the heavy artillery.

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Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:17 pm ]
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Frontman wrote:
NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Frontman wrote:
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If you say so....


That's the best comeback you can think ...blah, blah, blah.



You can write War and Peace and it won't change the fact that you got owned by your own grade-school insult--walk it off, son, walk it off, with or without your silly sign.

Author:  Frontman [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:20 pm ]
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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Frontman wrote:

That's the best comeback you can think ...blah, blah, blah.



You can write War and Peace and it won't change the fact that you got owned by your own grade-school insult--walk it off, son, walk it off, with or without your silly sign.


Again, that's the best you can come up with? Throwing D batteries, and "If you say so."

Head back to kindergarten, junior. The big boys play here.

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:23 pm ]
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Frontman wrote:
The big boys play here.
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If you say so...

Author:  Frontman [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:36 pm ]
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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Frontman wrote:
The big boys play here.
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If you say so...


There you go. At least do a bit of legwork if you want to throw down. Granted, you decided to go with showing a mentally challenged person; which never plays well to this crowd, but I do give you some credit for the effort.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:39 pm ]
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Frontman wrote:

There you go. At least do a bit of legwork if you want to throw down. Granted, you decided to go with showing a mentally challenged person; which never plays well to this crowd, but I do give you some credit for the effort.



I, for one, like jokes about retards. A lot.

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:48 pm ]
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I guess it's true what they say: you gotta be careful when you go retard.

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Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:52 pm ]
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Frontman wrote:

There you go. At least do a bit of legwork if you want to throw down. Granted, you decided to go with showing a mentally challenged person; which never plays well to this crowd, but I do give you some credit for the effort.


Whoops, thanks for the heads up. It's been fun. MaƱana.

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