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Author:  The Affordable Dave Miska [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:11 pm ]
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It doesn't matter to me OOG. I'm secure enough with myself to relax and enjoy the massage. I had a massage from a man, and my back was looser than creamed corn. All the person has to be is strong.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:12 pm ]
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Image

(not really ... pass ... uber-pass)

Author:  Mind Grapes [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:04 pm ]
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Miska got movement...

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:32 pm ]
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The Affordable Dave Miska wrote:
It doesn't matter to me OOG. I'm secure enough with myself to relax and enjoy the massage. I had a massage from a man, and my back was looser than creamed corn. All the person has to be is strong.



Im not sure saying creamed corn and a guy massaging you was the right choice of words but I digress.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:42 pm ]
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:pale: :puker:

Author:  spanky [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:45 pm ]
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Am I the only guy here that doesn't get massages....period?

Author:  Ed_from_Lisle [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:23 pm ]
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spanky wrote:
Am I the only guy here that doesn't get massages....period?


You don't receive them or you don't understand them? :wink:

Author:  670 [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:33 pm ]
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spanky wrote:
Am I the only guy here that doesn't get massages....period?


I have never had a massage. I'm proud of that.

Author:  FYI [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:24 pm ]
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I don't get regular massages either, but have had them. Once on a cruise, normal regular massage, from a female and I requested it. Before I got the massage I asked if it was a female and they said I could request female only.
Second time in Mexico and while it was a full massage, I did tip kindly if you understand what I am talking about.
I shall stick to the females as well. Miska can take all the dudes that push hard and work with creamed corn while having a nice merlot!

Author:  W_Z [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:07 pm ]
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i have only gotten those free 10 minute massages at a gym i went to. i'd insist on a female. you know...if i get the chance for a woman to touch me, i take it. 8)

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:37 pm ]
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I have only had one massage in my life. On my honeymoon we had the "romance package" and that included a half hour massage on the beach in a hut. It was awesome, I wanted to take that little lady from Aruba home with me. That being said, Im not letting a guy do that to me.

Author:  crosscheck [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:41 pm ]
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I don't like people I don't know touching me... unless it's a nice polish stripper 8)

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:42 pm ]
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Call me a neanderthal, but I am not letting Gunther anywhere near me, hot oil notwithstanding.
Unless I am having hot, steamy sex with a voluptuous woman, I really don't like being touched at all.

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:46 pm ]
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I don't like getting massages from people I don't know.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:08 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I don't like getting massages from people I don't know.

What about people you know casually?

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:11 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I don't like getting massages from people I don't know.

What about people you know casually?

Or just verbally?

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:14 pm ]
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Depends how creepy they are.

College friends, a physical therapist friend, or a guy on my softball team that we call Touchy Pete all are fine. Strangers at massage places or spas make me uncomfortable.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:27 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9yxnRJn-Ss&feature=PlayList&p=BA7ED8863DD5740B&index=15&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:21 am ]
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i think we can all say we'd love to get a massage from STU-GOTZ.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:22 am ]
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670 wrote:

I have never had a massage. I'm proud of that.

OH GOOD FOR YOU!!

Why proud?
Ya know what....nevermind.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:16 am ]
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The Mansage is the gateway to cock sucking...next thing you know, your selling your ass for heroin.

670 wrote:
spanky wrote:
Am I the only guy here that doesn't get massages....period?


I have never had a massage. I'm proud of that.


My back is full of steel. Never had one either.

Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:27 am ]
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About 6 months ago the girl that cut my hair moved away, so I left that
place and started looking around. I went to Sport Clips once, and happened to
get a guy to cut my hair. Since it was my first time, they give you the top of
the line cut, wash your hair and all that. I decided to just go with it,
figuring that there was no harm in it and if I came back I would be sure
to get a woman. Needless to say, I never did go back as the haircut
did come with a hair washing, but to my dismay, also came with a head
and neck massage. In my case, from a dude. I gritted my teeth and got
through it. The massage did not come in the form of his hands but a little
hand held thing, so it wasn't that bad, but enough to pay the bill, leave a
small tip and high tail it out of there swearing to never go back again. I
don't feel like I am a homo-phobe or anything but you should never feel
uncomfortable while getting a haircut.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:27 am ]
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I get pissed off if a dude sits in a stall next to mine in a bathroom. There is no way I'm letting a guy rub my hairy back and fat rolls.

Author:  buckeyejake [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:58 am ]
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spanky wrote:
Am I the only guy here that doesn't get massages....period?

Author:  bigfan [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:26 pm ]
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I banged the chick from Sports Clips! lol

I also got that triple play and it was kinda weird! She takes you in the back room after the hair cut, turns down the lights, only the blue neon lights on the floor and the light from the door to the room next door, but the whole chair massages while she rubs your head with the shampoo massage, then the neck massage/

This would not be a cool if it was a dude! and I would have never met for the drinks 30 mins later either at Central!

P.S. She wasnt skinny. Cute face though. Not sure if banging is a service they offer on a regular basis? Maybe Mulli's kid can do a commercial on that?

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