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Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve
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Author:  Puckhead [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

This morning on my drive in to work, I turned on the show. First caller? Elmhurst Steve. In the middle of his call, a flock of geese shit all over my car. Then, as I am existing 90 onto 53, I get rear-ended by another car, which also causes an accident behind me. Im calling this pain in my neck and back a pain my Elmhurst Steve.

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

We can only assume you rear-ended an Africian American couple this morning if Steve had anything to do with it. :P

Author:  Puckhead [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

STU-GOTZ wrote:
We can only assume you rear-ended an Africian American couple this morning if Steve had anything to do with it. :P


Indian.

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

Im sure Steve would say "Well it was close just a shade off". :P

Author:  spmack [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:43 pm ]
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He called Waddle and Silvy as well. I just came from their remote today and thought about telling them about Steve's "dumbassedness", but I'm leaving the thing alone hoping it will go away.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:44 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
He called Waddle and Silvy as well. I just came from their remote today and thought about telling them about Steve's "dumbassedness", but I'm leaving the thing alone hoping it will go away.

Wasn't that how you tried to treat those warts?

Author:  spmack [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

Darkside wrote:
spmack wrote:
He called Waddle and Silvy as well. I just came from their remote today and thought about telling them about Steve's "dumbassedness", but I'm leaving the thing alone hoping it will go away.

Wasn't that how you tried to treat those warts?


Hey it worked. They only come back every now and then. :P

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:05 pm ]
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spmack wrote:

Hey it worked. They only come back every now and then. :P

It's about supression.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

Puckhead wrote:
This morning on my drive in to work, I turned on the show. First caller? Elmhurst Steve. In the middle of his call, a flock of geese shit all over my car. Then, as I am existing 90 onto 53, I get rear-ended by another car, which also causes an accident behind me. Im calling this pain in my neck and back a pain my Elmhurst Steve.

C'mon Pucky, you know what Mac's response is gonna be....PT.. :P
"Elmhurst Steve is the Lizard King....he can do anything."

Author:  shakes [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

That's supposed to read...

No, more Elmhurst Steve.

-Lionel Hutz, attorney at law

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:25 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Darkside wrote:
spmack wrote:
He called Waddle and Silvy as well. I just came from their remote today and thought about telling them about Steve's "dumbassedness", but I'm leaving the thing alone hoping it will go away.

Wasn't that how you tried to treat those warts?

Hey it worked. They only come back every now and then. :P

Dude, I told you to stay out of Juggs...

Author:  Juggs [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:37 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Dude, I told you to stay out of Juggs...


You still bitter Kiddie? Your little guy can't stand at attention anymore. Dont take out your frustration on spmack. :wink: :alien:

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:18 pm ]
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Oh yes I heard this d bag too. For some reason Mac likes him. Great insight from a HOF caller. Fuck me if I ever have to listen to that guy again.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:39 pm ]
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His call to Mac's show today was pointless.

"Cubs should go out and get LaRussa and Dave Duncan...and the Cubs can't catch the Cardinals." Then some verbal fellatio about Bradley, I PTFB'ed at that point.

Apparenly captain obvious also lives in a dreamworld too. A world where everything is Cubbie blue, and balcks never come into DuPage county.Take his calls, fine. But this idiot has shown his true colors enough around here that he does not need to be spoolged all over and have an ego fed as an "HOF" caller.

Author:  Puckhead [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

Im telling you, there is no doubt there is a connection between Elmhurst Steve being on air on my car taking a direct hit from a goose shitburger.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:59 pm ]
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I don't doubt that you're right.

If there was ever a thread that needed to be locked its the threads about that POS from elmhurst.

Author:  Elmhurst Steve [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

Exclamation Moint wrote:
Did he actually try to mention the whole message board thing on the air?


No, but Mac made a vague mention of it. No specifics were mentioned by anyone however.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:12 pm ]
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Oh yes I heard this d bag too. For some reason Mac likes him.




They've been good friends ever since their first meeting, pictured here....


Image

Author:  Elmhurst Steve [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

shakes wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Oh yes I heard this d bag too. For some reason Mac likes him.




They've been good friends ever since their first meeting, pictured here....


Image



People worry about me being politically incorrect and this asswipe is making fun of retarded people. You have a lot of class, it's just all low.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:04 pm ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
People worry about me being politically incorrect and this asswipe is making fun of retarded people. You have a lot of class, it's just all low.




Image

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

Steve, your calls do need to be worked on and when can we see your hot wife?

Author:  W_Z [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:59 am ]
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in a world where people like miley cyrus and paris hilton can enjoy so much success and popularity...are we really shocked that elmhurst steve can as well?

Author:  Brick [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:04 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Steve, your calls do need to be worked on and when can we see your hot wife?

:lol:

I love it when bigfan joins the party.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:06 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Steve, your calls do need to be worked on and when can we see your hot wife?


That's the thing that has upset me about this whole incident. 20+ pages of bullshit with all sorts of references to hotness and no picture of the young, fit woman.

Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:09 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Exclamation Moint wrote:
Did he actually try to mention the whole message board thing on the air?


No, but Mac made a vague mention of it. No specifics were mentioned by anyone however.



NOT THAT YOU DIDN'T TRY AT THE END OF THE CALL WHEN THEY CUT YOU OFF.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:44 am ]
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nah...he won't post it. b/c she'd get ripped to shreds and his ego actually would take a hit.

Author:  Elmhurst Steve [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:41 am ]
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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Exclamation Moint wrote:
Did he actually try to mention the whole message board thing on the air?


No, but Mac made a vague mention of it. No specifics were mentioned by anyone however.



NOT THAT YOU DIDN'T TRY AT THE END OF THE CALL WHEN THEY CUT YOU OFF.



The only reference to race that was made, is that I opined that Bradley may have made his remarks hoping that by playing the race card, it might inhibit people from showing their disdain for him, for fear they might be thought of as being racist...and thats a label most people might want to avoid. I got that in, in completely. I was not "cut off" at all. Never happened. I bet you wish that I had been, just as you may wish they never would have taken the call. Get over it already little girl.

Author:  spanky [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:46 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
People worry about me being politically incorrect and this asswipe is making fun of retarded people.

Your description of the picture is just as offensive as the picture itself, genius.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:49 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I was not "cut off" at all. Never happened. I bet you wish that I had,


Probably the only bet you would have won in the past couple weeks.

Author:  Elmhurst Steve [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dear Mac, No More Elmhurst Steve

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I was not "cut off" at all. Never happened. I bet you wish that I had,


Probably the only bet you would have won in the past couple weeks.



That was pretty good! :lol:

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