Here me out. I think it's good. Don't dismiss it. You'll like it. It's harmless.

You get Phil Simms on as a guest and have W_Z, as a caller, ask him a question doing his Phil Simms. I've heard Simms on Mully and Hanley so it seems he'd agree to an interview. I think Phil comes on local radio shows to promote his "Inside the NFL" show on Showtime. Showtime probably makes him do this.

1. Don't have W_Z call in live. Have him put the question on a digital recording. It's better for radio if it's done without a flaw. Doing it live might ruin it. W_Z might slip up or laugh. Just say we're going to a caller and hit the prepared W_Z question.

2. Phil Simms is dumb. He'll have no idea that somebody is doing him and he'll answer the question seriously. That makes it funny.

3. W_Z will have to do it good. Maybe we can help him in this thread with the question. "Dinver" has to be invoked. It has to be a simpleton like question but not too stupid or Phil might laugh at it and not answer it seriously. A "stating the obvious" type question. W_Z will come up with something good.

4. Do it a few times. Get Phil on every 2 or 3 weeks and have W_Z, as a caller, asking him a question, as Phil Simms, every time. Doing it multiple times makes it more funny.

What do you think Mac? You're a long time radio guy. This would be good. You know it. Nobody gets hurt. Get on it.

Everybody help Zack with the question. Can't be too long. Make it good.

Ah yes make fun of a national TV guy for a few guys on a message board that probably wont hear it can have a laugh. He would be fucking himself over by doing this.

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Phieeel reads the board, or has someone read it to him like North, so now the gig is up!

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thanks for the thought beardown; i would never break into a laugh, don't worry.

yeah he's basically calling you a no talent hack.

W_Z is a professional!!
i've heard

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I'd rather hear the Phil Simms imitator rather than the real Phil alongside Jim Nantz, let alone Frank Caliendo as John Madden...Those are...HILARIOUS!