Hey, ya shoulda called me. I woulda brought my trumpet to the game! Its not like Im doing anything right now. I coulda showed you my car from <clap><clap>Jack<clap><clap>Phelan, then we coulda come back to my place up here in LaGrange for a quick shower...

... except the night I dropped my pants and then loudly proclaimed I was the Whore of Babylon and demanded more wine, but that's another story.