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in-between jerking off watching old 1991 Blackhawk's high-lights....

I prefer jerking off to former Sauk American Indian war chief Black Hawk.

But, then, I went to Illinois.

i stopped emailing the show once they decided to stop reading emails and be all text-y.

Was "On Wisconsin" playing on your Onkyo cassette player? Were you Sparty the love hammer?

I once obtained the role of mascot at the small college I attended. The regular guy was going home for the weekend and this was for a womens basketball game. So he dropped off the suit and head the night before and of course I tried it on. Yes, the little women I was seeing at the time requested servicing with the head on!

(Mascot Name and School withheld)

i stopped emailing the show once they decided to stop reading emails and be all text-y.

doug - evergreen park wrote:

i stopped emailing the show once they decided to stop reading emails and be all text-y.

They're not the only sportsradio show doing this doug... it's called evolution.

It's become too 'statty' also. Nothing like listening to Spiegs and Bernsie gush about baseball stats during transition. It's like listening to a couple of grown men having a circle jerk while playing with their slide rules. Keep it.

They're not the only sportsradio show doing this doug... it's called evolution.

Do you even have to talk like Mac? "Keep it".

Irish Boy wrote:

Do you even have to talk like Mac? "Keep it".

lol... the irony of your post is hysterical Irish Boy.

The point is that I've gotten tired of the endless ass-kissing and borderline dementia that this goofball represents. "Keep it" indeed.

If that 'observation' is 'ass kissing' then I guess I'm the CEO of Ass Kissing Inc.

Beef Rockmore wrote:

If that 'observation' is 'ass kissing' then I guess I'm the CEO of Ass Kissing Inc.

He is... the Watcher!!!

Irish Boy wrote:

The point is that I've gotten tired of the endless ass-kissing and borderline dementia that this goofball represents. "Keep it" indeed.

So do you long for the days when people communicated via carrier pigeon Pony Express?

My point was: If contributors didn't feel like waiting on hold to pass a thought on to a sportsradio show, they used to fax in their thoughts a decade ago, then they emailed the past several years, and now they text. It's called evolution.

If that 'observation' is 'ass kissing' then I guess I'm the CEO of Ass Kissing Inc.

Your shtick goes so far beyond that point that it comes back to normal and back into demented again. The chart cannot measure the strangeness of it all.

Sorry, I guess I'm wrong, and Grid Beef Slick Linda Timber is completely normal. After all, who wouldn't want to structure their life around a midday sports radio host?

Irish Boy wrote:

Sorry, I guess I'm wrong, and Grid Beef Slick Linda Timber is completely normal. After all, who wouldn't want to structure their life around a midday sports radio host?

You are spending way to much mental energy on this.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:25 pm ]
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I'm sure he does He does care about the Bulls in a jealous sense, he has admitted as much in the past. Johnny's email retort to him was pretty good, as was Mac making fun of Johnny's possible financial situation claiming his 150 dollar donation was probably his car payment. Of course he back pedals saying he is a changed man, has bigger priorities and he hates "hearing himself like that". Cry me a river! Kudos to Speigs for pressing him on it and explaining Johnny's/other annoyed peoples side of it. If/when the Blackhawk's lose....it is going to be a hell of show. So he doesn't give a "rats ass" about the Bulls, Cubs, college basketball and his thoughts banter on baseball is usually just a breather for him in-between jerking off watching old 1991 Blackhawk's high-lights....what will fill the time when the Hawks are done?

Author:	lipidquadcab [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:37 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: in-between jerking off watching old 1991 Blackhawk's high-lights.... I prefer jerking off to the 1992 blackhawks... ...then again, when I watch hockey, I'm a Penguins fan.

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:46 pm ]
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I prefer jerking off to former Sauk American Indian war chief Black Hawk. But, then, I went to Illinois.

Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:47 pm ]
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i stopped emailing the show once they decided to stop reading emails and be all text-y.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:48 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I prefer jerking off to former Sauk American Indian war chief Black Hawk. But, then, I went to Illinois. So I guess the ILLINI halftime shows don't get you as excited as they used to?

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Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:51 pm ]
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I've heard stories back in the day about when the good Dr. wore his own costume and headdress while parading around as Chief Illinilick ... but this is a family board ... or something.

Author:	spmack [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:18 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: i stopped emailing the show once they decided to stop reading emails and be all text-y. Oh no! A fellow ALSer!!!!!!!!

Author:	Mac [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:34 pm ]
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Come on, OOgie... level with us, sporto. Were you decked out in a Bucky Badger get-up while giving her a thrill ride? Was "On Wisconsin" playing on your Onkyo cassette player? Were you Sparty the love hammer? Brutus would be an "I must have him" look for any self respecting young concubine. Give it up, OOgs. We want every detail.

Author:	lipidquadcab [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:35 pm ]
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Mac wrote: Was "On Wisconsin" playing on your Onkyo cassette player? Were you Sparty the love hammer? Onkyo...

Author:	bigfan [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:49 pm ]
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OOgie wrote: I once obtained the role of mascot at the small college I attended. The regular guy was going home for the weekend and this was for a womens basketball game. So he dropped off the suit and head the night before and of course I tried it on. Yes, the little women I was seeing at the time requested servicing with the head on! (Mascot Name and School withheld) Wasn't this an episode of Entourage?

Author:	Beef Rockmore [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:19 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: i stopped emailing the show once they decided to stop reading emails and be all text-y. They're not the only sportsradio show doing this doug... it's called evolution. It's become too 'statty' also. Nothing like listening to Spiegs and Bernsie gush about baseball stats during transition. It's like listening to a couple of grown men having a circle jerk while playing with their slide rules. Keep it.

Author:	Vincent Antonelli [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:52 am ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: i stopped emailing the show once they decided to stop reading emails and be all text-y. So my faxes I keep sending have no chance of getting airtime???

Author:	Irish Boy [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:49 am ]
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Beef Rockmore wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: i stopped emailing the show once they decided to stop reading emails and be all text-y. They're not the only sportsradio show doing this doug... it's called evolution. It's become too 'statty' also. Nothing like listening to Spiegs and Bernsie gush about baseball stats during transition. It's like listening to a couple of grown men having a circle jerk while playing with their slide rules. Keep it. Do you even have to talk like Mac? "Keep it". You're like a 12 year old boy following around his female high school next door neighbor. "Hey Mac, just wondering what you are up to." "Hey Mac, I know I'm only allowed to talk to you once per day at work, but I have something you just have to hear!" "Hi Mac, saw this article, I want to post it here in you section so that you definitely see it."

Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:51 am ]
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Beef Rockmore wrote: They're not the only sportsradio show doing this doug... it's called evolution. it's called something...evolution is not what I would call it. I'm not sure what IB's point is.

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Author:	Beef Rockmore [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:56 am ]
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Irish Boy wrote: Do you even have to talk like Mac? "Keep it". lol... the irony of your post is hysterical Irish Boy.

Author:	Irish Boy [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:57 am ]
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The point is that I've gotten tired of the endless ass-kissing and borderline dementia that this goofball represents. "Keep it" indeed.

Author:	Irish Boy [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:59 am ]
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Beef Rockmore wrote: Irish Boy wrote: Do you even have to talk like Mac? "Keep it". lol... the irony of your post is hysterical Irish Boy. Notice the quotation marks. Those little doohickeys signify that I am quoting someone else... in this case, you. It was a reference to your need to mimic your mancrush in every way possible.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:05 am ]
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I ve got no problem with Grid, but there are a few people that type in Macenese. Its kinda weird.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:12 am ]
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I'm PTFB'ing on this thread.

Author:	Beef Rockmore [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:26 am ]
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Irish Boy wrote: The point is that I've gotten tired of the endless ass-kissing and borderline dementia that this goofball represents. "Keep it" indeed. So do you long for the days when people communicated via carrier pigeon Pony Express? My point was: If contributors didn't feel like waiting on hold to pass a thought on to a sportsradio show, they used to fax in their thoughts a decade ago, then they emailed the past several years, and now they text. It's called evolution. If that 'observation' is 'ass kissing' then I guess I'm the CEO of Ass Kissing Inc.

Author:	Beebo [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:31 am ]
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Beef Rockmore wrote: If that 'observation' is 'ass kissing' then I guess I'm the CEO of Ass Kissing Inc. He is... the Watcher!!!

Author:	Irish Boy [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:45 am ]
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Beef Rockmore wrote: Irish Boy wrote: The point is that I've gotten tired of the endless ass-kissing and borderline dementia that this goofball represents. "Keep it" indeed. So do you long for the days when people communicated via carrier pigeon Pony Express? My point was: If contributors didn't feel like waiting on hold to pass a thought on to a sportsradio show, they used to fax in their thoughts a decade ago, then they emailed the past several years, and now they text. It's called evolution. If that 'observation' is 'ass kissing' then I guess I'm the CEO of Ass Kissing Inc. My point is that there is never a moment in which you are not either explicitly or tacitly stoking your BFF Mac. "Don't you just hate hosts that talk about numbers? I prefer a guy that just shoots from the hip most of the time. You know what type of guy I'm talking about?" Your entire persona -- excuse me, personas, plural -- is built upon getting Mac's attention and soothing his ego. If Mac likes it, you like it. If Mac says it, you say it. Everything you do, say, write, is calculated and weighed against one question: "would Dan McNeil like this?" And once again, I point out, you've extended "characters" you created in order to talk with your pal Mac to other areas of life, including various message boards and even Facebook, like these are real people. They are fictions, not only used for anonymity purposes, but specifically to facilitate easier communication with Dan McNeil. I mean, its one thing for Frank or Slapass Ed or Stu-Gotz to slobber all over their favoritest radio personality of all time. In fact, I've grown to find their posts somewhat amusing, if only for their predictability. Your shtick goes so far beyond that point that it comes back to normal and back into demented again. The chart cannot measure the strangeness of it all.

Author:	Irish Boy [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:55 am ]
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Sorry, I guess I'm wrong, and Grid Beef Slick Linda Timber is completely normal. After all, who wouldn't want to structure their life around a midday sports radio host?

Author:	Phil McCracken [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:56 am ]
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Irish Boy wrote: Sorry, I guess I'm wrong, and Grid Beef Slick Linda Timber is completely normal. After all, who wouldn't want to structure their life around a midday sports radio host? I for one structure my life around Scott Van Pelt and find it very rewarding.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:07 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: Irish Boy wrote: Sorry, I guess I'm wrong, and Grid Beef Slick Linda Timber is completely normal. After all, who wouldn't want to structure their life around a midday sports radio host? You are spending way to much mental energy on this. That's what makes it entertaining.