but it's the "right" kind of latin ass infusion (mexicans ass compares poorly to caribbean/s.american because the mex mestizo mix is indian wheras the other has african black)

BTW...

...tread lightly with this kind of shit.

Thanks, I understand U.S. demographics. My wife is of Mexican descent. I'll also add she was born in Plainfield so certain folks don't form a search party. My point was that your generalizations veered closely to like Jimmy the Greek/Al Campanis/Dusty Baker territory. That's all.

Thanks, I understand U.S. demographics. My wife is of Mexican descent. I'll also add she was born in Plainfield so certain folks don't form a search party. My point was that your generalizations veered closely to like Jimmy the Greek/Al Campanis/Dusty Baker territory. That's all.

So what if it did? Mr. Bogey can't be fired from posting, can he? He has his observations, just like you.
Perhaps, you should concern yourself with formulating some elaborate plan to catch some board homophobes, closet racists or xenophobes. That would be a hoot.

Am I allowed my observations, too? And yes, I had an Elmhurst Steve-like plan. I won a magnificent steak dinner. Boom. My in-laws were delighted that I was so clever at flushing out homophobes, as if there were something I could do with such information.

I'll make the W_Z guarantee one more time. When he's in town, I'll bring my wife along to meet him. I'll bring photo ID. I'll bring my W-2. I'll do a retinal scan. I'll take fingerprints. I'll buy him a delicious penis-shaped maple bar, which they sell at Voodoo Doughnuts.

All that just means you are an actual person, with a wife and both of you live in Portland. The geography and marital arrangement was never in question, at least not by me.
However, I'm sure Zack would be more than happy to get some free shit from you . Does all that include airfare too? I know Zack is easy, just not cheap.

rather than do all those things, Senor Jalopeno, I'd prefer the easier route of kicking the crap out of the xenophobic cracker and leaving him there with his Caterpillar cap stuck deeply up his ah-noos (as terry boers might say)

the interesting thing about all the Miami Latins is that (certainly in case of Cubans) they are of "legal" status simply by the peculiarity of US law (facilitated for years by Florida Cubans and the GOP which needs their support) , which has facilitated a terrific "bidness" on the island of people shuffling off to Mexico and then appearing at the border to declare they are Cuban. They're processed and then go off to Miami where for up to a year, they also enjoy federal benefits. some money, etc. If the general public knew the full extent of the Cuban scam, you'd see outrage along AZ immigrant lines, etc. (basically any and every Cuban that appears inside the US, so long as they are not on water, becomes a "political refugee".)

Of course, if you think they don't speak English in parts of Los Angeles or other southwestern places, try speaking English and getting anything accomplished in Dade County

the interesting thing about all the Miami Latins is that (certainly in case of Cubans) they are of "legal" status simply by the peculiarity of US law (facilitated for years by Florida Cubans and the GOP which needs their support) , which has facilitated a terrific "bidness" on the island of people shuffling off to Mexico and then appearing at the border to declare they are Cuban. They're processed and then go off to Miami where for up to a year, they also enjoy federal benefits. some money, etc.

Does that mean I should have taken off my "Cat Diesel" hat I had on while I was defending you? I'm sorry, it was still on my head when I hit submit.
You really need to give a man the criteria in advance, if you know what I mean.
Shit, I can't win for losing. You fucking people make things far too difficult.

First, spmack and now bogey. The power of diplomacy. This is why I need you, Reason. I need to be told to fuck off far much more frequently. It might as well come from the curmudgeonist's curmudgeon.

I bet there would be less hate flowing through this topic if there were some illustrations helping to more accurately describe the original post.

ending with Grade A FDA approved American "beef".

I once told my Mom to go fuck herself, but only because she deserved it.