So far his exits have been pretty fun.
An interception in OT to lose to the Giants in GB.
8 interceptions and 2 TD's to end his run in NY.
Sucking wind and limping off the field after a massive amount of INT's including a pic6 while breaking an ankle in Minny.

Pretty sweet.

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Fixed

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Last year, after singing a relatively prescient version of Pants on the Ground, he throws an interception in his final toss of the season (again) to end the playoff run.
Sweet, indeed.

Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.

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Keep dreamin dreamer.
Farvuh is cashed like a welfare check.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I sent this in. I tried to come up with the most bizzarre situation I could:


Week 17, Vikes @Lions. Fox's team of Kenny Albert, Darryl Johnston,
and Tony Siragusa have the game. Farve, who is on IR, is summonsed by
FOX to be a sideline reporter amidst much controversy. During the 1st
quarter, he walks up to Siragusa and asks him, "Aren't you John
Jurkovich?" At this point, Siragusa becomes enraged and punches Farve
in the face. Farve goes down like a sack of potatoes and eventually
the Lions' mascot ends up separating the two. Farve is walked off the
field by a guy dressed in a lion suit, among hearty laughter, boos,
and taunts from the Detroit faithful. As he walks by the Vikes bench,
Brad Childress yells, "See ya in hell, cowboy!" And Farve is lead out
of the stadium in shame, using the lion's tail to wipe away his tears
and blood from his nose.

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There was a playoff loss to the Rams where he threw six interceptions. The photo in the paper was a dejected Favre with both hands on the top of his helmet.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

They should open a strip joint

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Deanna leaves Brett for Jen Sterger. Then Deanna and Jen release a lesbian/twin sex tape!

Death

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Didn't get to hear the submissions, but mine would be:

Somehow the Vikes and Packers end up in the NFC Championship game. It comes down to one last play on 4th down. He goes back to pass and the ball is batted into the air and he catches his own pass, runs down the sideline, gets to about the 7 yardline and suddenly both Deanna and Jen Sterger jump out and kick him in the noots. He fumbles the ball into the end zone and it goes out of bounds. He limps off the field in pain grabbing his sack and noots. Yay Brett! Country Cocksucker!

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Chilly gets the axe after this week, Rice returns. Frazier becomes head coach and allows Bevell and Brett to run the offense. They run the table and dominate the world.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

LAME......no wonder they didn't read it!

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Go Cubs!!!!

Now this....has possibilities!!!

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Go Cubs!!!!

Shut the fuck up steve. Go mix up a batch of spotted paint.

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yes it does, dude! the monolith has once again landed amongst us crazed apes. THE BRAND IS BACK!!!

in all seriousness dude, you are missed around here as someone has to stir up the proverbial paint can of this board and who better than a man we're all secretly jealous of? i've never got a free beer handed to me cuz i was jim from elk grove. hell, in fact, people see sinicalypse and go "oh fuck it's him" and whatnot.

you're sorely missing in the MLB playoffs thread. we need your well thought out research and branded rapier wit, otherwise it turns into an army of me on some oldschool bjork shit and well.... suffice to say we need you here dude.

when i made that picture about you and the CSTRCHOF, man, it's liek they said at the friar's club... we only roast the ones we love!


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my apologies for the temporary offthreading there... quite honestly, i would love to see favre do what he's done the last few years... rally the team up to some sort of high, some sort of crucial moment, then throw a clutch interception to blow the game.

in his last game as a packer, he threw a clutch interception to help push the giants to the superbowl against the mighty patriots.

in/near his last game as a jet, when they still had a chance at playoffs, i seem to remember him throwing INTs and/or fumbling in clutch moments to end the skip-bayless-led crusade for postseason greatness.

in his last game last season, he threw a glorious interception to end the season. THIS IS THE SUPERBOWL, THIS ISN'T DETROIT!!!@

given that the bears are very likely to sink down and out of playoff hopes, i would love to see him rally the troops somehow and have a singletaryish push from the abyss to the virge of playoff glory, maybe an improbable run in teh NFC playoffs, or maybe even the super bowl.... only to have him throw it away for the team at the absolute last second.

i want him to go down as the greatest choker-in-the-clutch of all time, and he's been around for so damned long he's bound to amass that record too.

whoa i just wrote a novel there, my bad... i'm going to go have a cigarette now.

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Jenn Sterger runs off with Aaron Rodgers

Favre throws 6 ints against Buffalo which leads to their only win of the season. On the last play Favre is sacked by first round bust Aaron Maybin and is knocked out for the season and the rest of his career

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This is definitely fiction because we all know that Buffalo will beat the Bears in 2 weeks.

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Wow!!

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This thread gets a little too close to the "Wives are off limits" territory for my taste. Is there any way you can further photoshop that to keep someone who isn't on the board out of it?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!