Live in Hoffman Estates.

Over/Unders sometime around noon

A very special CSFMB Ironman Award will be given to Meatpants as soon as I get to Rookies.

I'm out.

Later

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How great would it be if Matt took the day off and wasn't there to receie the Ironman award?

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Will there be updates live on location?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Speigs thinking about Rob Goldman....

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I'm here. This place is small.

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Package delivered. I got a chuckle and a smile out of it. Picture coming later.

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Pandora...

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This is my signature...

Euphamism

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Exactly what I said during my first visit.

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-- source

You have to be of legal drinking age to get in, so I don't see how you could unless you looked in through the window.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Do the parody songs suck as much in person as they do on the radio?

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Which one was the good one again?

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You know me like that.

I am not being facetious when I say that I am stunned anyone can listen to this show for more than ten minutes per day. Its combination of disingenuous enthusiasm, Spiegelian tangentialism, wanton and gleeful ignorance, witless nostalgia, lustful consumerism, inexplicable self-importance and random shouting renders me physically ill.

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I don't think I have listened since Meat started the ironman streak.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I've actually spent 2 minutes trying to figure out how I'd pronounce that.

If I weren't in my office, I try to say it outloud but I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't be able to.

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You know me like that.

Serious question: Why do these guys shout so much when discussing matters of trivial importance? Listening to their show replicates the unpleasant experience of watching reruns of the Match Game with my senile grandmother.

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spee - ge - lee -an tan-jen-(s)chill-ism best I could do

I pretty much agree with Midge which is really disappointing in this case. I want to like this show. I just call it smarmy.

I don't consider it shouting.

Mmmmmm Hmmmmm

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poster of the year!

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I'd like to point out that I had little to do with who was nominated and/or the results of that contest. Whether or not you like it is of little or no consequence to me. You start following me around the board and critiquing all of my posts and I will take that personally. I will Seacrest you at every chance and you will see how awful I am.

You want to be shitty find the people that put the votes up there and take it up with them.

Best description of the show EVER.

Now THAT is your poster of the year!

Love ya Spaulding!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I voted for you, Spaulding, but I thought all the nominees were deserving.

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Post of the year.

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What are the symptoms?

Not at all. You already have made your feeling clear in the other section. Other posters have said your posts are unreadable or they don't read them so maybe that was why you felt the need to repeat yourself but I'm letting you know I don't think it's cute or funny and I'm not going to listen to it. I don't mind getting made fun of but you aren't going to make me look like an asshole.

seriously! look at the ad hominem implications that i've emboldened! earlier you threatened to kick my CSFMB-ass if i didn't cease and desist! you're mad! i admit it was a bit dickish pointing out your honor there, as clearly the contest was used against you in some way shape or form, please don't deny the fact that you're mad! and that you listened to it! you're mad and listening!

girl, i have a whole thread about how nobody reads what i post. did you see my defense mounted in that thread? i suggest checking it out.

i'm gonna retire from this thread tho cuz like, at no fault of your own you do love to argue, as do i, therefore nothing good can come of this. indeed, i poked fun at you, but not in a mean spirit. bbb you got real mean real quick so i'm gonna avoid you when i see you on the digital playground from here on out cuz i don't wanna visit the school nurse! vaya con dios, senora!

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I have no idea what your point in this thread is other than to prove that you are a passive aggresive sissy who has great potential to evolve into an autoerotic automaton with an attention whore pathology. If this was your objective, you have achieved it.

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