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Author:  Cosmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:12 am ]
Post subject:  The Kerry Sayers Drinking Game

Every time Kerry has a beffudled pause during her updates you drink a shot. Sure to mess you up!

She just informed us during her update that the Sox enter the Tigers series having lost 6 in a row, which must be news to the Indians.......

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:29 am ]
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Not judging....but perhaps drinking so heavily before noon on a weekday is something you should reconsider.....unless you are drinking Drano. In that case....bottoms up!

Author:  Cosmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:43 am ]
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My friend you seem to be implying that Kerry does not have many beffudled pauses....in which case I wonder if you are listening.
In any case bottoms up!
Btw your daughter Kerry is indeed a lovely woman...just not so good at the update thing.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:44 am ]
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Cosmo wrote:
My friend you seem to be implying that Kerry does not have many beffudled pauses....in which case I wonder if you are listening.
In any case bottoms up!

I am not your friend or listening to the show. I just want you to drink Drano. XOXOXOXOXO

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:45 am ]
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Cosmo, drinking heavily is not recommended by the Surgeon General.

I suggest avoiding Kerry Sayers drinking games.

Have a nice day.

Author:  Cosmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:48 am ]
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Phil my friend I saw the Drano thing in a Dirty Harry movie years ago and it did not go well. Too bitter and musty tasting.......

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:59 am ]
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Welcome to the board.

Now please go stick your head in the oven with it on, post haste.

Author:  Cosmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:07 pm ]
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Wow a bit touchy arent we? Is there some "lay off Kerry" policy I'm not aware of?
I'm not sure if you are disputing the point I made (that she does not read copy well) or if its a weird message board thing.

Nonetheless my point stands.

Author:  Brick [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:07 pm ]
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Cosmo wrote:
Wow a bit touchy arent we? Is there some "lay off Kerry" policy I'm not aware of?
I'm not sure if you are disputing the point I made (that she does not read copy well) or if its a weird message board thing.

Nonetheless my point stands.
Terry's Peeps runs things around here. Take his advice.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:10 pm ]
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I'm just looking out for your health my friend.

I want to protect all new subjects.

Have a nice day.

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Author:  Cosmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:11 pm ]
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Well as he's the only one who didnt (along with you) come across as a.......well nevermind I will heed his advice and avoid the Sayers Drinking Game.

Author:  Cosmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:13 pm ]
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Thanks Terry! I was in fact a member here a couple of years back and enjoyed this board. As I consider Terry Boers to be an american institution I can only salute you and your welcoming nature!

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:13 pm ]
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Huzzah!

Another member saved from alcohol poisoning.

I'll drink to your continued good health Cosmo.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:14 pm ]
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Dont let these internet cretins tell you what to do. If you want to drink heavily at 930 AM you go right ahead and do so. Carpe Diem!

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:15 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Dont let these internet cretins tell you what to do. If you want to drink heavily at 930 AM you go right ahead and do so. Carpe Diem!

Yes, in fact, Cosmo...please begin drinking heavily as soon as possible.

Author:  Cosmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:18 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Dont let these internet cretins tell you what to do. If you want to drink heavily at 930 AM you go right ahead and do so. Carpe Diem!

Yes, in fact, Cosmo...please begin drinking heavily as soon as possible.



Thanks sj! I only made it through 3 of Ms. Sayer's updates today before I vomited on my shoes. I'll try again tomorrow.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:19 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:20 pm ]
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I like the cut of his jib. Anyone that drinks to the point of vomiting before noon is alright in my book.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:23 pm ]
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What's a jib?

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:24 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
What's a jib?


I believe it means an old wooden ship used during the civil war.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Kerry Sayers Drinking Game

sjboyd0137 wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Dont let these internet cretins tell you what to do. If you want to drink heavily at 930 AM you go right ahead and do so. Carpe Diem!

Yes, in fact, Cosmo...please begin drinking heavily as soon as possible.

Image

Author:  Cosmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:05 pm ]
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I've always been more of a visual learner so thanks for that sj!
I'm quite impressed (and yes a bit touched) by your helping nature.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:09 pm ]
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Cosmo wrote:
I've always been more of a visual learner so thanks for that sj!
I'm quite impressed (and yes a bit touched) by your helping nature.

That was McCracken with your picture pages.

I don't think you should drink Draino. That will rot your insides. I do suggest Windex, however.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:10 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
I've always been more of a visual learner so thanks for that sj!
I'm quite impressed (and yes a bit touched) by your helping nature.

That was McCracken with your picture pages.

I don't think you should drink Draino. That will rot your insides. I do suggest Windex, however.

I see you like Breaking Bad I know a guy that can help you cook up a mean batch of Tide

Author:  SHARK [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:11 pm ]
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Why don't we ask Mac's former partner up the dial? He knows a thing or two about shots...

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:12 pm ]
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SHARK wrote:
Why don't we ask Mac's former partner up the dial? He knows a thing or two about shots...

:lol: Teinowitz BITE!

Author:  SHARK [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:12 pm ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
SHARK wrote:
Why don't we ask Mac's former partner up the dial? He knows a thing or two about shots...

:lol: Teinowitz BITE!

That's the one...Touch 'em all, Phil! :lol: :lol:

Author:  Cosmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Kerry Sayers Drinking Game

sjboyd0137 wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
I've always been more of a visual learner so thanks for that sj!
I'm quite impressed (and yes a bit touched) by your helping nature.

That was McCracken with your picture pages.

I don't think you should drink Draino. That will rot your insides. I do suggest Windex, however.


well it does contain amonia D, and is high in electrolytes I'm told.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:37 pm ]
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Wow, way to make fun of someone with a disease SHARK

Author:  SHARK [ Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:42 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Wow, way to make fun of someone with a disease SHARK

????

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